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    Royal Rumble Ends; Blogger Still Standing

    Team "Bans" Baseball Prospectus Writer, Pain In The Royal Ass
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    07/03/09

    In reply to Royal Rumble Ends; Blogger Still Standing
    I wonder which title he will challenge for at Wrestlemania
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/03/09

    In reply to Royal Rumble Ends; Blogger Still Standing
    I'VE GOT THREE SIMPLE WORDS:


    WE'RE TAKING OVER!!!


    + Watch video
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    07/03/09

    In reply to Royal Rumble Ends; Blogger Still Standing
    Is it sad I've been waiting for over an hour for the first post today? I have to enjoy as much uncensored commenting as I can before my unfunny destarred ass gets kicked to the virtual curb on tuesday.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    07/03/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: *sheds tear*
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    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    07/03/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Yikes, that's bleak.


    /draft joke

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    Image of SelfWrighteousMetsFan SelfWrighteousMetsFan
    07/03/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: If you want to get really uncensored, tell us how you feel about your namesake's current screwing over of the franchise.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    07/03/09

    @SelfWrighteousMetsFan: About as good as you feel about your baseball team's perfomrance in the month of September.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/03/09

    In reply to Royal Rumble Ends; Blogger Still Standing
    I'm not sure I like being outnumbered 2-1 by Canadians.
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    Image of 7-8 Deville 7-8 Deville
    07/03/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: sort of an odd way to celebrate our independence, isn't it?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/03/09

    @7-8 Deville: Well they're practically the 51st state so what the hell.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    07/03/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: I went to dinner at Gibson's on Rush last night. There were Canadian tourists everywhere. I asked them if they were invading in a passive aggressive way. Yes, I was drinky.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/03/09

    @J-No:


    So you were the slightly mocking American that they were talking about on the national news!


    We're a sensitive people.

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/03/09

    @J-No: Been years since I've been to Chicago. Sounds like fun last night, except for all the Canadians.
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    Image of Secret Identity Secret Identity
    07/03/09

    @J-No:


    The Canadians' goal is to impregnate as many American women as possible to create a super race of half-breeds.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    07/03/09

    @Gourmet Spud: I even hugged two of them. I may have been way overserved. Yes, I was hugging strangers in public.


    @UpstateUnderdog: @Secret Identity: We had 2 at our table. My S-I-L is one and one girl's date is also one.

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    07/03/09

    In reply to Royal Rumble Ends; Blogger Still Standing
    Am I invisible or what? I feel like it's high school all over again. This wouldn't have happened if I still had my star.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/03/09

    In reply to Royal Rumble Ends; Blogger Still Standing
    Well, looks like it's just me and you today, kid.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/03/09

    @Gourmet Spud: I'll keep you company.


    /no homo

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    07/03/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Hey you got me! Shall we do our "who's on first" routine?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/03/09

    @UpstateUnderdog:


    Since no one's paying attention, we can be as racist and homophobic as we want!

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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    07/03/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Wasn't that Ron Paul's campaign slogan?
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    07/03/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Sounds like a typical day around the office for me.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/03/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon:


    Hell, we might as well do it with a French translation.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/03/09

    In reply to Royal Rumble Ends; Blogger Still Standing
    Is that the latest from Annie Liebovitz's "Mas-Caught Masturbating" series?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    07/03/09

    In reply to Team "Bans" Baseball Prospectus Writer, Pain In The Royal Ass
    "Tech Support, this is Rany. How may I help you?"
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/02/09

    In reply to Team "Bans" Baseball Prospectus Writer, Pain In The Royal Ass
    "he's done admirable work on the study of pitcher abuse."


    Most notably, the TV commercial he funded, featuring Mark Prior being euthanized to the sweet sounds of Sarah McLachlan.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    07/02/09

    In reply to Team "Bans" Baseball Prospectus Writer, Pain In The Royal Ass
    The Royals, and Rany should know this, seem thin skinned.
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