Trust me, the main difference between her now and her in the linked photo is the pair of unflattering jeans and MAYBE 5 pounds. You have no idea the power of jeans.
Note to Deadspin community: "FUPA" is really not that funny AND you guys have gone over the maximum allowable yearly usage for the word in merely one post, which shows an all too obvious lack of originality and intelligence. Sports fans really are idiots, who knew?
I mean she doesn't even look bad... she's probably still better looking than the girlfriends only 10% of you actually have. Ok, that was TOO easy.
11/18/09
11/18/09
...The lyrics focus on football, delicate roses, tau, the demand for competition, the indefiniteness of existence...
11/18/09
This song is about overcoming Groat's Disease, and they left out the second part:
I taste peaches
11/18/09
Tell that to Das Efx.
11/01/09
11/01/09
If he's rapping about taking a shit, I might be willing to give it a listen. #jjredick
11/01/09
•Big Floppin'
•99 Minutes (Per Season)
•Straight Outta Durham
•Walk This Way (To The Bench)
•DNP - CD #jjredick
11/01/09
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01/27/09
01/27/09
I mean she doesn't even look bad... she's probably still better looking than the girlfriends only 10% of you actually have. Ok, that was TOO easy.
01/27/09
01/27/09
01/27/09
01/27/09
A Deadspin interloper telling everyone how unoriginal they are? We LOVE that!
01/27/09
"Ohhh, you're right, it's only two alarm. Two and a half, tops. I just wanted to look like a big man in front of the boys!"
"Daddy...are you going to jail?"
"We'll see, son. We'll see."
01/27/09
You put your FUPA in and you shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around and thats what it is all about.
01/27/09
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