Future Is The Hardest-Working Guy In Rap

Atlanta rapper Future hasn't slept much this year. He's put out three mixtapes since October, is currently working on another, and at this rate is Lil B-level prolific, but with more songs that actually make it in the pocket. You don't even have to like Future to appreciate the insanity of that level of output. » 3/23/15 5:34pm 3/23/15 5:34pm

The Biblical Theory Of Why Fat Rappers Should Stay That Way


There's a story in the Bible about a guy named Samson, a very strong man with very long hair that had never been cut—and when it finally did get chopped off, he lost all his strength. It's the same thing with fat rappers. » 2/03/15 11:53am 2/03/15 11:53am

Rappers On Instagram, Ranked 

Rap Instagram is a useful tool, because how else would you know 2 Chainz recently procured a drone or Rick Ross went on vacation with Bun B? It is a place to find out new things about your favorite hip-hop stars and to see their personalities flourish. But some of these guys and gals are better at it than others. » 1/27/15 1:31pm 1/27/15 1:31pm

Ridiculously-Dressed Drake Pleased By Monster James Johnson Dunk

The Raptors are blowing out the 76ers tonight, mostly because they are playing the NBA franchise from Philadelphia. James Johnson is getting in some garbage minutes, and his monster jam brought a certain Canadian dad to his feet. Wait—that's no dad!—that's rapper Drake. » 11/09/14 9:23pm 11/09/14 9:23pm

Wind Blows Florida Rapper Right Into The Sea During Photo Shoot

A Florida rapper who goes by the name of Presto Flo decided that the edge of a seawall would be a good place to have a photo shoot, because everyone looks awesome and cool while standing in front of the ocean. Unfortunately for Presto Flo, he decided to do his shoot on a particularly windy day, and it did not end… » 11/04/14 3:41pm 11/04/14 3:41pm

Rappers And Cats: A Complete History

Meow the Jewels is a real thing. What started as a joke—with Run the Jewels, the acerbically bombastic rap duo of EL-P and Killer Mike, offering to re-record their fantastic new sophomore album, Run the Jewels 2, with "nothing but cat sounds for music" if someone gave them $40,000—has bloomed into a Rap Internet… » 10/31/14 9:57am 10/31/14 9:57am

Drake Is Playing With The Kentucky Wildcats. Drake Sucks At Basketball.

Drake's newest favorite team is Kentucky, which, of course. He's working out with the Wildcats tonight at their midnight madness event, which, of course. It's being broadcast live on ESPN, which, of course. And Drake is terrible at basketball. » 10/17/14 9:17pm 10/17/14 9:17pm

Keep It 100: We Rated Rappers On The Madden Scale

We had to make a rule: You can't use the Falcons. That's as close as you could get to cheating without actually cheating, because He was on the Falcons, and He was ... fast doesn't begin to describe what Michael Vick was in Madden 2004. He had a speed rating of 95, earned after a few years spent making real-life… » 9/02/14 1:20pm 9/02/14 1:20pm

Johnny Manziel Does The Money Phone Very Poorly

The Money Phone—the act of holding a large stack of cash to one's ear as if it is a phone—is a thing that lots and lots of rappers have grown very fond of doing lately. Naturally, this means that Johnny Manziel has decided that he should also do the Money Phone: » 6/16/14 5:51pm 6/16/14 5:51pm

Jay Z Explains Why He'll Be A Good Sports Agent: "I Was A Drug Dealer"

The November issue of Vanity Fair features a big story on Jay Z—Get ready to find out how he wooed Beyoncé!—and the mag released an interview from the story today, a portion of which deals with Jay's recent venture into the world of sports agency: » 10/01/13 12:47pm 10/01/13 12:47pm

The Story of the 450-Pound Rapper Who Loved Waffle House Too Much

Jelly Roll, a 28-year-old white rapper from Antioch, Tennessee, has eaten at Waffle House more times than he can possibly remember. Hundreds of visits, but more likely thousands, to an inestimable percentage of America’s 1,600 Southern franchises. He orders the same meal every time, his particular variation of an… » 6/14/13 11:00am 6/14/13 11:00am

Inconsequential Rapper Confronts Inconsequential Basketball Team's…

On a scale of one to Lil-Wayne-claiming-to-have-humped-Chris-Bosh's-wife, this particular hip-hop/NBA beef rates at about a two. The Toronto Raptors played the Washington Wizards last night, and D.C. rapper Wale was sitting courtside. After watching Raptors forward Rudy Gay hit a three-pointer and aggressively make a… » 2/20/13 9:55am 2/20/13 9:55am

Snoop Dogg Tebowed After Throwing Out Tonight's First Pitch In Chicago

Rapper Snoop Dogg took to the mound tonight in south Chicago, throwing out the first pitch before the Twins-White Sox game before Tebowing on his way back to the dugout, where he presumably then planked, owled, iced a bro, then participated in a flash mob. [MLB Network] » 5/24/12 9:10pm 5/24/12 9:10pm

Jay Bilas Brings It Straight From The Hood

ESPN basketball analyst and Duke graduate Jay Bilas sought assistance from "urban philosopher" Young Jeezy while breaking down Missouri's ability to score on Villanova during tonight's Jimmy V Classic game at Madison Square Garden. He's just keeping it real. [ESPN] » 12/06/11 8:46pm 12/06/11 8:46pm