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Pac Man Is "Wrestling" At The Wrong Time


Before your proverbial panties are proverbially bunched by Pac Man Jones not really wrestling, the fine gents at Rich Kotite Banged Your Mom remind us that, in the olden days of 12 years ago, NFL players didn't just wrestle, they headlined Wrestlemania. There was no worry about injury back then, though, because everyone knows you feel no pain when you're on cocaine.

3:40 PM on Mon Aug 13 2007
By Leitch
1,813 views, 39 comments

Latest by Rich Kotite Banged Your Mom: @MrShiz: He ruled so hard in that friggin' movie ... more »

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Pac Man Jones, Making It Pain

Far be it from us to impugn the trustworthiness of professional wrestling, but when a court order comes down saying that the headliner of your pay-per-view event "could not touch or be touched, grapple, shove, throw or have anything thrown at him by anyone working for or watching the show," well, we're probably not gonna order your pay-per-view. No offense. More »

11:40 AM on Mon Aug 13 2007
By Leitch
6,509 views, 39 comments

Latest by FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: When is PacMan facing Thunderlips in the charity exhibition bout for the ASPCA? more »

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Will They Make It Rain On Pac Man's Face?


Pac Man Jones made his professional wrestling promotional debut last night, and, well, he's doing a pretty good job, because here we are, writing about him. More »

11:40 AM on Fri Aug 10 2007
By Leitch
4,084 views, 64 comments

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Pac Man Jones Finds A League That Wants Him

It is a relief to know that, while he's serving his full-season suspension from the NFL this season — for, we repeat, charges he's yet to actually be arrested for — Pac Man Jones will be keeping himself busy. More »

10:00 AM on Mon Jul 30 2007
By Leitch
12,325 views, 54 comments

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The WWE Is Leaving No Stone Unturned

We didn't grow up watching much professional wrestling, so we don't have the solid foundation in its history as some of you might ... but we'll confess, for a writer/reporter, being brought into an ongoing WWE "feud" without your knowledge has to be quite the career highlight. More »

5:15 PM on Wed Jun 20 2007
By Leitch
9,182 views, 684 comments

Latest by a single mother (with a penis): After our skate last night, some of the boys went to the pub. When the Royals had the runner more »