I don't know if a hat killed former Ottawa goaltender Ray Emery's father or if they just make his head scratchy, but if you ask him to wear one he will straight up murder you.
Ray Emery, Ready To Blow Town
The NHL Closer is written by Greg Wyshynski, of The FanHouse and The Fourth Period. He is also the author of Glow Pucks And 10-Cent Beer.
