Messi Back To Scoring Ridiculous Goals, Bringing Ray Hudson To Orgasm

While Barcelona fell short of seizing La Liga today—they needed a win, and only got a draw, at Atletico Bilbao—it's hard to argue any viewer didn't get their money's worth when Lionel Messi danced amongst defenders in a demonstration of ball control that reminds anyone who might have forgotten that he's the best in… » 4/27/13 2:53pm 4/27/13 2:53pm

It's That Time Again: Ray Hudson Freaks Out About Another Messi Goal

Lest you think Barcelona's Lionel Messi would relax after breaking Gerd Müller's goals-in-a-year record (a record now disputed) it seems the Barça magician has found inspiration in being denied his home nation's honors as athlete of the year. Today at Valladolid, Messi pulled out some tricks from his bottomless sack,… » 12/22/12 1:50pm 12/22/12 1:50pm

Ronaldo's Free Kick Goal Was So Good GOLTV's Ray Hudson Could Only…

We've written here before about how spectacular La Liga goals can bring GOLTV analyst Ray Hudson to orgasm, but today's free kick goal by Cristiano Ronaldo against Atlético de Madrid earned Hudson's description of an orgasm. » 4/11/12 4:54pm 4/11/12 4:54pm

Lionel Messi's Hat Trick-Finishing Goal Brought Announcer Ray Hudson To …

Barcelona spanked Málaga 4-1 today in La Liga, and the world's best soccer player Lionel Messi took over as Spain's leading scorer on the season with this hat trick-finishing goal. It sent commentator Ray Hudson into an even more over-the-top frenzy than usual, from his cats-mating shriek to his extended use of Star… » 1/22/12 2:25pm 1/22/12 2:25pm