"An Absolute Glitterbomb": Chile Takes Lead On Long-Distance Golazo

Chile launched Estadio Nacional into ecstasy when Edu Vargas landed an unreal screamer to put the host side up 2-1 on Peru just minutes after Gary Medel had equalized for the Peruvians in the Copa America semifinal. As you might expect, it sent beIN announcer Ray Hudson into orgasmic screams. »6/29/15 9:01pm6/29/15 9:01pm


Ray Hudson's Rant About Landon Donovan's World Cup Exclusion Is Awesome

As you may have heard by now, Landon Donovan, the best American soccer player ever, wasn't selected to the United States men's national team's 23-man World Cup roster. Legendary commentator Ray Hudson is really, really pissed off about that, and so today, he went on The Football Show on SirusXM to talk about it. He… »5/23/14 4:38pm5/23/14 4:38pm

Messi Back To Scoring Ridiculous Goals, Bringing Ray Hudson To Orgasm

While Barcelona fell short of seizing La Liga today—they needed a win, and only got a draw, at Atletico Bilbao—it's hard to argue any viewer didn't get their money's worth when Lionel Messi danced amongst defenders in a demonstration of ball control that reminds anyone who might have forgotten that he's the best in… »4/27/13 2:53pm4/27/13 2:53pm

It's That Time Again: Ray Hudson Freaks Out About Another Messi Goal

Lest you think Barcelona's Lionel Messi would relax after breaking Gerd Müller's goals-in-a-year record (a record now disputed) it seems the Barça magician has found inspiration in being denied his home nation's honors as athlete of the year. Today at Valladolid, Messi pulled out some tricks from his bottomless… »12/22/12 1:50pm12/22/12 1:50pm

Lionel Messi's Hat Trick-Finishing Goal Brought Announcer Ray Hudson To Orgasm

Barcelona spanked Málaga 4-1 today in La Liga, and the world's best soccer player Lionel Messi took over as Spain's leading scorer on the season with this hat trick-finishing goal. It sent commentator Ray Hudson into an even more over-the-top frenzy than usual, from his cats-mating shriek to his extended use of Star… »1/22/12 2:25pm1/22/12 2:25pm