MLS Player Gets His Dick Grabbed, Gets A Yellow Card For Flopping

It's really hard to say who comes off worse here. On the one hand, we've got New York Red Bulls defender Jamison Olave clearly grabbing a handful of Real Salt Lake forward Olmes Garcia's dick and balls. On the other hand, we've got Garcia shamelessly diving and trying to sell the idea that Olave literally shot him in… » 7/31/14 1:26pm 7/31/14 1:26pm

Real Salt Lake's Robbie Russell Scored 1590 On His SATs, Has Mother Who…

Meet bearded on-field Einstein and armed insurrection survivor Robbie Russell. He plays for Real Salt Lake, which takes on Monterrey tonight for the CONCACAF Champions League title. The winner will be crowned the best club team in the region and advance to the FIFA Club World Cup, where Robbie Russell may take over… » 4/27/11 12:50pm 4/27/11 12:50pm

What Real Salt Lake's Draw Last Night Says About American Soccer

Real Salt Lake squeaked out a crucial draw last night on a Monterrey pitch lined with football hash marks. (Don't forget that the Borregos Salvages or "Wild Rams" play here, too.) Argentine Javier Morales evened the score at 2-2 for the American side with an 89th-minute goal, giving RSL a fair chance in Utah next… » 4/21/11 12:50pm 4/21/11 12:50pm

MLS Player Breaks Leg on Backflip Celebrating an Offsides Goal

Fabian Espindola plays for Real Salt Lake of the MLS. His patented move, or so I'm told, is a backfilp after he scores goals. Just six minutes into the game against the LA Galaxy, Espindola scored an apparent goal off a header and began his celebration. There were only two problems: first he was offsides, second, he… » 9/09/08 4:00pm 9/09/08 4:00pm