MLS Player Gets His Dick Grabbed, Gets A Yellow Card For Flopping

It's really hard to say who comes off worse here. On the one hand, we've got New York Red Bulls defender Jamison Olave clearly grabbing a handful of Real Salt Lake forward Olmes Garcia's dick and balls. On the other hand, we've got Garcia shamelessly diving and trying to sell the idea that Olave literally shot him in… » 7/31/14 1:26pm 7/31/14 1:26pm

Sporting KC Wins MLS Cup On PKs That, For Once, Were Exciting

Sporting KC won their first MLS title since 2000 by outlasting Real Salt Lake last night in a match decided on penalty kicks, a usually-anticlimactic outcome that in this instance turned out to be thrilling. » 12/08/13 11:10am 12/08/13 11:10am

The MLS Cup Final Is Today. Here's Why You Should Watch.

Sporting KC and Real Salt Lake face off today in Kansas City at 4 p.m. Eastern for the Major League Soccer title. No, the biggest names in North American pro soccer won't be playing. But that's exactly why you should tune in. » 12/07/13 11:30am 12/07/13 11:30am

New York Red Bulls, Real Salt Lake Play MLS Game Of The Year

You can skip ahead to 4:12 in these highlights of the New York Red Bulls' 4-3 win over Real Salt Lake on Saturday night. Everything after that made the game probably the best we'll see this MLS season. » 7/28/13 11:45am 7/28/13 11:45am

MLS Threatens Fans: No More "You Suck, Asshole" Chants

Within the last couple of weeks, a number of MLS supporters' groups have received letters from their teams' front offices. Important letters. Letters threatening sanctions if the fans don't eliminate what's apparently a major issue in MLS: The ever-present "You Suck, Asshole" chants. » 7/09/13 1:41pm 7/09/13 1:41pm

Real Salt Lake's Robbie Russell Scored 1590 On His SATs, Has Mother Who…

Meet bearded on-field Einstein and armed insurrection survivor Robbie Russell. He plays for Real Salt Lake, which takes on Monterrey tonight for the CONCACAF Champions League title. The winner will be crowned the best club team in the region and advance to the FIFA Club World Cup, where Robbie Russell may take over… » 4/27/11 12:50pm 4/27/11 12:50pm

What Real Salt Lake's Draw Last Night Says About American Soccer

Real Salt Lake squeaked out a crucial draw last night on a Monterrey pitch lined with football hash marks. (Don't forget that the Borregos Salvages or "Wild Rams" play here, too.) Argentine Javier Morales evened the score at 2-2 for the American side with an 89th-minute goal, giving RSL a fair chance in Utah next… » 4/21/11 12:50pm 4/21/11 12:50pm

MLS Player Breaks Leg on Backflip Celebrating an Offsides Goal

Fabian Espindola plays for Real Salt Lake of the MLS. His patented move, or so I'm told, is a backfilp after he scores goals. Just six minutes into the game against the LA Galaxy, Espindola scored an apparent goal off a header and began his celebration. There were only two problems: first he was offsides, second, he… » 9/09/08 4:00pm 9/09/08 4:00pm