Then, only then, underneath the final credits, does Kristi Leskinen appear in a bikini for the first time all series. Do they deliberately not want ratings? Why isn't she on water slides the entire episode? Sheesh.
Don't worry. Next week, ABC will put her through a brutal obstacle course involving squirt guns, trampolines and slow-motion beach races.
Look, everyone picks on the WNBA, but ... can you really blame everyone? Lisa Leslie, former league MVP, clanged about 10 jumpshots in a minute and her team failed miserably in the only sport that any of these "superstars" actually plays.
That is embarrassing. Former NBA MVP Shaq probably could have clanged 15 jumpshots in a minute because of his superior athleticism.
You know what the problem is, Estella? It's great to have your passport and valuables close at hand, but you can't be doing nearly as well as you could without that fanny pack on. You've got to take it o--
God damn it--this is why Deadspin needs to bring back the long-missed "What to Watch" or whatever it was called because I cant believe I fucking missed this!!!
07/15/09
Don't worry. Next week, ABC will put her through a brutal obstacle course involving squirt guns, trampolines and slow-motion beach races.
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07/08/09
/puts on gigantic double-breasted lavender suit
07/08/09
I met a guy called Big Shot Bob at a NYC "Leather Daddy" convention. I wonder if this is the same guy?
07/08/09
That is embarrassing. Former NBA MVP Shaq probably could have clanged 15 jumpshots in a minute because of his superior athleticism.
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07/08/09
You know, you're right.
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07/01/09
07/01/09
Oh, wait.
Ye gods.
/Would still cut off several toes to hit that
07/01/09
07/01/09
AND his orange hunting vest.
07/01/09
who can do the most shirtless crunches in their driveway.
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