This Kid Is A Fan Of Basically Every Sports Team Ever

There are bandwagon fans, and then there's this guy. A tipster made us aware of his existence. His rooting interest? All of the teams, everywhere. It's rather impressive, because that's a lot of money to spend on apparel. » 2/26/14 10:27pm 2/26/14 10:27pm

Behold: The Future

Jenny Dell did not make the trip out west with the Red Sox—who are currently playing the Mariners—but think this kid cares? He's either Jamie Erdahl's biggest fan or he's super excited that David Ortiz became the all-time hits leader at the DH position. » 7/11/13 1:16am 7/11/13 1:16am

For The Second Time In Three Weeks, ESPN Plagiarizes A Reporter's Work

In late July, ESPN got a well-deserved tsk-tsking from the Internet after a SportsCenter anchor delivered "breaking news" about Dwight Howard that was lifted, nearly verbatim, from a report. "This stuff happens from time to time," Vince Doria, ESPN's senior vice president and director of news, later told » 8/15/12 10:22am 8/15/12 10:22am

The Red Sox Are Losing Because John Lackey Likes To Double-Fist Beers,…

The Red Sox lost a baseball game last night, dropping their record to three games below .500, and you know what that means, don't you? It's time for some dumb columnist to turn into Carrie Nation and throw some shit at the wall. CSN New England's Joe Haggerty did just that when he published this article, which might… » 8/10/12 12:50pm 8/10/12 12:50pm

Jon Lester And Clay Buchholz Are The Latest Red Sox To Launch Charity…

Taking money from drunk Red Sox fans and giving it to cancer patients is a cause anyone can get behind (except perhaps liver cancer patients). Meeting with less approbation and more smirking are the names Longball Cellars has been slapping on its athlete-endorsed charity wine bottles. Jon Lester and Clay Buchholz … » 5/06/11 11:55am 5/06/11 11:55am

If Boston Gets Swept By Cleveland Today, Red Sox Nation May Implode

The Red Sox, predicted by many to win it all this year, are still without a win five games into the season. Naturally, there's a discussion board up on the Globe website today titled "Panic Time?" Is it? Last night against Cleveland, Kevin Youkilis attempted to intentionally drop a line drive to turn a double play. He… » 4/07/11 1:05pm 4/07/11 1:05pm

Cigar Guy Isn't As Fun, Photoshoppable When He's Not Wearing The Fake…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 10/10/10 9:00am 10/10/10 9:00am

Red Sox Fan Picking His Nose? Red Sox Fan Picking His Nose.

Going with the same headline formula? Going with the same headline formula. You fuck. It is the end of the day, the end of the week, but not the end of your life, so go rejoice. » 7/23/10 6:30pm 7/23/10 6:30pm

Howling Wolves And Scary Wizards Aren't Good Enough For Red Sox Nation

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to Subject: Morning crap » 6/03/09 9:30am 6/03/09 9:30am

Suddenly, It's the Rays Staring Down Elimination

Things started off well for the Rays in Game Six; a little too well in fact. BJ Upton tied an AL record with his seventh long ball as he took Josh Beckett deep in the first inning, and it appeared for a moment as though Beckett's oblique injury might be Beantown's undoing. Not so. (Of course, most of us didn't see… » 10/19/08 12:23am 10/19/08 12:23am