the rest of the planet stopped caring about these three kids months ago
Except if the NBA player in question is Karl Malone then that "stopped caring about these three kids" timeframe gets stretched to about 20 years. #reggiemiller
@ClintonPortishead: Hmm silly me, I inverted the "three" and the "kids" when doing that. Oh well, they must have 3 kids that are particularly ugly. #reggiemiller
Now, my good bro, Josh Hamilton, we were in the same training camp, he got arrested for possession, we used to call him Hambone. HAMBONE! CHECK IT OUT! HAMBONE!
Deadspin's SHOCK!!!! and OUTRAGE!!!! day is now sponsored by Sunny Delight. Because if you aren't outraged that anyone drinks this shit, you should be!
I'd like to learn more about the "restraining order." Kay wasn't married. Does Alex von Douchebag's being rich and white give him some special privilege in the courts? Nice of the NYPost to let none of this stop them from running the "Black man chasing respectable white woman" nonsense.
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Except if the NBA player in question is Karl Malone then that "stopped caring about these three kids" timeframe gets stretched to about 20 years. #reggiemiller
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Clearly, you have never heard the one about when I challenged the Dungeon Master in my high school Dungeons & Dragons Club to a thumb wrestling match.
The 'lame' part of the story was that he had polio and used leg braces, which I guess is weird unto itself. #reggiemiller
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So now he refers to Cheryl in plural? #reggiemiller
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And by "everyone" I mean my beagle. #reggiemiller
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Can we fucking chill on the Jon & Kate + 8 already? #reggiemiller
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Um, I mean Kate, of course. Not the kids.
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Being rich and white: It's FAAAAAAAAN-tastic!