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    He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/10/09

    In reply to He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
    Those are some sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... honeycomb window shades!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/10/09

    In reply to He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
    "See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and stab my husband like it's something to do? Come on. I had a little more sense than that. [short pause] Yeah, I remember stabbing my husband."
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    Image of ZombieTorre ZombieTorre
    06/10/09

    In reply to He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
    This proves that women aren't at all in it for the money. I mean, cleary someone could look at John Daly and think "I want to FUCK that".
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/10/09

    @ZombieTorre:


    By someone, do you mean "divorce lawyers"?

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    Image of RoethlisBurger RoethlisBurger
    06/10/09

    In reply to He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
    If she "did" stab him what would come out? Gravy? Jack Daniels? A Hooters girl?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/10/09

    @RoethlisBurger: diet coke and nicotine?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/10/09

    In reply to He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
    Also, she "would like you to know that she did not stab her husband."


    Mrs. Daly added: "No, that was Rebecca. She only comes out when I'm a bad girl. She tells me that I'm naughty, and that I deserve what daddy did to me, and I hate her I HATE HER I HAT..."


    [muffled screams]

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/10/09

    In reply to He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
    his maybe-soon-to-be-restrained wife, and she's not going to stand for it.


    Sit, stand, do whatever you want, you kinky slut.

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    06/10/09

    In reply to He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
    I think the turn-around in her attitude can be explained by the fact that Daly refrained from asking if he could cum in her face.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/10/09

    In reply to He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
    Nothing gets her angrier than another person's quest for self-improvement.


    Well, except for those damn, dirty Mexicans.

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/10/09

    In reply to He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
    Nothing says love like two matching pendants.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/10/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Is Jane Seymour going to have to smack the shit out of both of them?
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    06/10/09

    @Weed Against Speed: nothing says love like open hearts pendants, and open fist slaps to the face
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    06/10/09

    In reply to He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
    Awwww. Look, they got... matching... what the hell are those?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/10/09

    In reply to He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
    Aww. Get a room, you two!
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/10/09

    In reply to He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
    She may not have stabbed him with a knife...but in a few years I'm guessing she'll be stabbing him with an insulin needle.
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