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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    07/30/09

    In reply to Vikings Retirement That Somehow Doesn't Involve Brett Favre
    A source close to Brett Favre just announced that the retired QB is mulling over how he feels about Udeze's retirement, and whether it might impact his decision to remain retired. Favre will announce his decision before Vikings training camp is over.
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    07/30/09

    In reply to Vikings Retirement That Somehow Doesn't Involve Brett Favre
    Unfortunately, upon learning Udeze had cancer, Russell Crowe showed up to fight him.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/30/09

    In reply to Vikings Retirement That Somehow Doesn't Involve Brett Favre
    I would like to mention that I am retiring from actual work so I can focus on my battle against humor and good taste.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/30/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Really? I consider the Sportress to be like a modern Algonquin Round Table. The exchange of ideas makes us all a little better.

    Plus the pictures are funny after a couple bong rips.
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    07/30/09

    In reply to Vikings Retirement That Somehow Doesn't Involve Brett Favre
    Is Rachel Nichols still hanging in Hattiesburg?
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    07/30/09

    In reply to Vikings Retirement That Somehow Doesn't Involve Brett Favre
    Brad Childress was about to step down with a similar diagnosis, but after careful consideration has decided to coach the 2009 season without a spine.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/30/09

    In reply to Vikings Retirement That Somehow Doesn't Involve Brett Favre
    The same thing happened with Norm Coleman. No? Then it must have been the fact that he is an unbearable twatface.
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    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    07/30/09

    In reply to Vikings Retirement That Somehow Doesn't Involve Brett Favre
    Someone call Tim Tebow!

    Seriously this is horrible, best of luck to you Kenechi.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    As a Toronto Raptors fan, I wish to impart a resounding FUCK YOU to Mr. Mourning.


    FUCK YOU, Alonzo. FUCK YOU very much.


    You still owe us $9,000,000, by the way.

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    Image of Athens Grease Athens Grease
    01/22/09

    @Kid Canada: I have zero allegiance to the Raptors (or the Nets, for that matter), but I think that what Alonzo did makes him a first-rate cocksucker.


    Sorry about your kidneys....but you're still an asshole, 'Zo.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/22/09

    @Athens_Grease:


    He gets traded to the Raptors, refuses to report, and yet they have to pay him $9 mil so he can go play for the Heat and win a title?


    God I hate the NBA.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    Abuse...of...celebrity!


    Retire me! I'm already retired! Retire me! I'm already retired!

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    swollen Van Gundy.


    Also Stan's nickname in high school.

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    Image of Old No.7 Old No.7
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    Truth is, he couldn't pass his piss test.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    Zo retired? I'm in a state of grief.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    What was weird was that at the press conference, Mourning passed the mic to Jamal Mashburn, who then passed it to Clarence Weatherspoon to answer questions.
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    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    He's just too embarrassed to admit he lost his gold watch.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    Rickey Henderson thinks he's a pussy
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