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The Sex Cannon Era in Chicago Appears To Be Over
That's what newly signed quarterback Brett Basanez seems to indicate. Or, rather, what the Bears have told him.[Mouthpiece Sports.com]
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By DAULERIOComment by Chamomiles Davis: This will not go over well with the Gay Mafia. 4 Responses | Other threads
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Rex Grossman or Kyle Orton? A Coin Flip Shall Decide Chicago's Quarterbacking Fate
It's only July and already Bears fans are terrified. Who's going to start at quarterback: The mediocre bearded guy or the mediocre short guy? Well, even the players themselves can't decide. So they did what any reasonable, competitive football player would do...they flipped a coin. Cue the Chicago Tribune: More »
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By Clay TravisComment by Uecker Seats: Bears should offer Hester for Favre straight-up more » | Other threads
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Grossman Heroically Leads Bears To Another Victory
Tidbits and info smidgens from Week 12 in the NFL ...
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There's Only One Answer To The Bears' QB Problem
After Sexy Rexy Grossman's third consecutive — or fourth, or fifth, or whatever — horrific appearance last week, Bears fans are screaming for backup Brian Griese. But let's not forget: He's got plenty of baggage himself. More »
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By LeitchComment by Bison Dele's Fantastic Voyage: '98 Bengals : Neil O'Donnell, Paul Justin, Eric Kresser. Picking the Bengals in this would be cheating if it weren't for... more » | Other threads
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By LeitchComment by FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: @AmyGridironGoddess: I don't know--the three of them--it's like who is the lesser of the three evils. So you're suggesting that Ralph... more » | Other threads
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The Underrated Legs Of Rex Grossman
The good people at SomethingAwful threw together some inspired Super Bowl photoshop work. And because it's excellent and because I'm having a difficult time letting go of football, I cobbled together a few of my favorite into the above image... I hope they don't mind. More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by Fawn Liebowitz: THey must have used the bottom half of Kirstie Alley for that middle photo... more » | Other threads
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When Will The Media Elite Stop Tearing Down Our White Heroes?
Every debate needs comic relief, and God bless him, Rush Limbaugh is always good for that. The former director of promotions for the Kansas City Royals in the early 1980s, and at one time the word's fifth-leading importer of OxyContin (behind Brazil), Limbaugh has become in recent years obsessed with the race of NFL quarterbacks. First it was Donovan McNabb, and now Rex Grossman. More »
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By rickchandComment by Need a Greenie (fka SolidContact): I went to college with Regina Spektor. She has very large gums. She also has some other very large things.... more » | Other threads
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Rex Grossman Would Rather Not See Dudes Kissing
You might remember the above ad during the Super Bowl last night, in which two car mechanics "accidentally" kissed because of their intense desire for a Snickers bar. (It's the one where they start ripping out their chest hair in response, which is totally manly.) Well, Towleroad checked out the official Snickers site for the ad, After The Kiss, which features various Super Bowl participants — including the Sex Cannon! — "reacting" to the ad. More »
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By LeitchComment by supermike3: Tony "God Hates Fags" Dungy is not happy with this commercial, South Beach, Prince, Cirque, etc... more » | Other threads
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It Washes Away Memories From The Sidewalks Of Life
When we look back at Super Bowl XLI in a few years, what will we remember most? The Sex Cannon's free-flying vertical missives into the night? Tony Dungy at last setting race relations straight in this country? Jimmy Fallon sitting next to Janet Reno on a couch? We figure the lasting image of Super Bowl XLI will be of rain, rain, glorious rain. More »
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By LeitchComment by Michael Bertin: Kid Canada... Cockeye was bringing the thread full circle by dropping a Pavement lyric. And +1 for it. more » | Other threads
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Perhaps He Was Looking Forward Too Much To Next New Years Eve
We know this has been beaten into the ground by now, but really do consider it instructive to think of not only of the Indianapolis Colts as the St. Louis Cardinals, but also the Chicago Bears as the Detroit Tigers. In the former example, a team that had earned much recent success finally won a championship with one of its lesser teams (in a relatively dull deciding game/series). In the latter example, the guy(s) who throw all the balls kept making inexplicable, dunderheaded errors at the worst possible times. In the Tigers' case, it was the five pitcher errors; in the Bears', it was Rex Grossman. More »
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By LeitchComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Except Al Davis. The Fuck it, Throw Deep pioneer. Did it not work? Would it have not worked as recently as... more » | Other threads
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Rex Grossman, Like Jim McMahon, But Without The Sunglasses And Headband
We don't mean to imply that Bears fans can get a little crazy in their devotion to their team — they can, but they're usually not mean about it — but this sign, seen at Soldier Field yesterday, seems a bit much. We're amazed this actually stayed up, we really are. More » -
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Bears Exist Despite The Wretched, Incompetent, Vapid Mess That Is Rex Grossman
Now listen: We know and understand how inconsistent Bears quarterback Rex Grossman has been there year. Anyone who had him in fantasy football understand that. But the guy is not Kyle Orton (mostly); you could even have made an argument for him (and Brett Favre) as the third Pro Bowl quarterback after Drew Brees and Marc Bulger (instead of Tony Romo). We know that says more about quarterbacking in the NFC than it does Grossman's inherent skill, but our point is: The guy's not completely helpless ... all the time, at least. More » -
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That's One Way To Handle The Tempest That Is Rex Grossman
The main question in the NFC this weekend: How will Bears quarterback Rex Grossman play? That is to say: Is he going to completely wreck the Bears again, or will he occasionally throw the ball forward and to a gentleman in the correct jersey? More »
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By LeitchComment by Pillow Pants: As a man who personally knows Kyle Orton, I can definitively say Sexy Rexy is no Kyle Orton. How Sexy Rexy... more » | Other threads
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It's Rex Grossman's World, And We Are Just Satellites
We might make the argument that the most compelling figure in the NFL right now is Chicago Bears quarterback Rex Grossman. This is a guy who, at times — that is to say, during times that weren't in the last month-plus — has looked like a legitimate NFL quarterback, a guy who is a leader, as they say, whoever they are. But of late, he has made Bears fans pine for the days of Kyle Orton, which is very similar to us: We will always pine for the days of Kyle Orton. More »
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By LeitchComment by thebristolkid: I'm not old enough to have seen Gale Sayers or Lynn Swann, so let's make my list "the best kick... more » | Other threads
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