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Manny Being Manny, Sitting Around During A Pandemic, Watching Taiwanese Baseball And Saying, 'I Can Hit These Guys'Can Manny Ramirez really still play?...

Brandon Kintzler Was Feeding A Rhino When He Found Out He'd Been Traded To The NationalsIt shouldn’t have been a surprise that Brandon Kintzler was traded today, given that he’ll be a free agent after this season and that the Twins made it clear they were looking to sell. But rather than sitting by the phone all day, he decided to go out and enjoy himself on the team’s off-day in San D...

Who Would Win If A Hippo Fought A Rhino? A Question For The Ages.This morning, in the Deadspin staff chatroom, we found ourselves debating whether a hippopotamus or a rhinoceros would win in a head-to-head battle. Since the question wasn't settled there [even after, like, six hours—ed], Albert Burneko and Greg Howard have decided to air the question in a public ...

Manny Ramirez Continues To Bring Us Wonderful Highlights From Taiwan

No prodigious homers or announcers and fans going apeshit in this one. Just a classic case of Manny being Manny....

This Is Not Manny Ramirez

After being unable to find a job literally anywhere else, Manny Ramirez made his debut yesterday for the EDA Rhinos in Taiwan's top league. The fans were enthusiastic, and slightly confused....

Rhino Fart Just Demolishes Morning Newscast

Hoo boy, if you weren't watching Kickin' It With Kenny on today's Fox 8 Cleveland news, you missed out. Never fear: here's the moment when mama rhino Kibibbi let fly during her morning hosedown. That's 1.3 tons of rhino rumbling your speakers and sending reporter Kenny Crumpton into a giggle fit f...

Far Better Than This Goalie Scoring Is The Suspiciously Laid-Back Commentary That Accompanies His Goal

Goalies don't often score, especially not from the hinterlands behind the halfway line. But when they do, they should all be so lucky as to have two exceedingly mellow West Indian commentators celebrate their exploits. The particulars of this goal come to us from tipster Sam F, who reports that th...

Welcome To Chandler Stadium (Please Wipe Feet Before Entering)

The Rochester Rhinos of the United Soccer League will name their stadium after you or your organization for a thousand bucks. Although like with CitiField, you may be bankrupt within the year. [Democrat And Chronicle]...