Who Would Win If A Hippo Fought A Rhino? A Question For The Ages.


This morning, in the Deadspin staff chatroom, we found ourselves debating whether a hippopotamus or a rhinoceros would win in a head-to-head battle. Since the question wasn't settled there [even after, like, six hours—ed], Albert Burneko and Greg Howard have decided to air the question in a public forum. » 1/29/15 1:55pm 1/29/15 1:55pm

Rhino Fart Just Demolishes Morning Newscast

Hoo boy, if you weren't watching Kickin' It With Kenny on today's Fox 8 Cleveland news, you missed out. Never fear: here's the moment when mama rhino Kibibbi let fly during her morning hosedown. That's 1.3 tons of rhino rumbling your speakers and sending reporter Kenny Crumpton into a giggle fit from which he may… » 8/21/12 4:50pm 8/21/12 4:50pm