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    Wait ... Michael Irvin Is A Stand Up Guy?

    One Cowboys' Scouting Assistant Paralyzed Due To Practice Facility Collapse
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/15/09

    In reply to Wait ... Michael Irvin Is A Stand Up Guy?
    There was a little practice facility, enclosed in glass...he fell through that. Needless to say he's developed a slight walking impediment.


    /hates self

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    05/15/09

    In reply to Wait ... Michael Irvin Is A Stand Up Guy?
    Malcolm Gladwell not highly intelligent revolutionary thinker, people caring about non-Olympic siwmming, and Michael Irvin is a good guy? Is this Challenge My Assumptions day at Deadspin?
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    05/15/09

    In reply to Wait ... Michael Irvin Is A Stand Up Guy?
    After leaving the Cowboys, Alvin Harper was only able to raise $57 for Joe Jurevicius after his kid died.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/15/09

    In reply to Wait ... Michael Irvin Is A Stand Up Guy?
    Well, Michael Richards sure as hell isn't a stand up guy anymore.
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    05/15/09

    In reply to Wait ... Michael Irvin Is A Stand Up Guy?
    Irvin gave Behm's wife a check for $40,000 dollars last night after taking up a collection from the guests at his party.


    And told her to go buy all the blow and Astro-Glide she could, and meet him at his hotel room in 2 hours.

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    Image of RoxanneEndymion RoxanneEndymion
    05/15/09

    In reply to Wait ... Michael Irvin Is A Stand Up Guy?
    The reflecting synthesis bites Penis. The nuisance advances michael irvin . Penis abolishes a sabotage. How can michael irvin coast after Penis?
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    Image of Athens Grease Athens Grease
    05/15/09

    @RoxanneEndymion: The fuck?
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    Image of RoxanneEndymion RoxanneEndymion
    05/15/09

    How do you not get me MOTHERFUCKER???? This meal twists outside the headline. Penis rains down upon michael irvin . michael irvin solos! michael irvin neglects Penis around each fundamentalist expert. The proportional seventh counts across the outside machine.
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    05/15/09

    @RoxanneEndymion: Alright, who gave the hybrid from Cylon Baseship #5 a commenting account.
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    Image of JohnnyDakotaStateU JohnnyDakotaStateU
    05/15/09

    @RoxanneEndymion: you sound like Jeff Goldblum. are you Jeff Goldblum?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/15/09

    @RoxanneEndymion: Pal, the the gimmick went from novel to banworthy in 2 posts. Cut the schtick.
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    05/15/09

    We have a winnar!!!! An ax coasts across the tight whale. JohnnyDakotaStateU sings the speaking resident. When will the broadcast connect with JohnnyDakotaStateU ? JohnnyDakotaStateU aborts within this axis. Jeff Goldblum features JohnnyDakotaStateU with a diagonal demise.
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    05/15/09

    @RoxanneEndymion:


    Wow! This can only get more interesting!

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    05/15/09

    Is @RoxanneEndymion:


    Is this RYLAI posting from South Africa? Ain't going to work, kid.

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    05/15/09

    In reply to Wait ... Michael Irvin Is A Stand Up Guy?
    Hmm - injured while at work and on the job - you'd think something called INSURANCE would be able to help out just a bit. $40,000 in out of pocket expenses seems crazy.


    Maybe that's how the Cowboy's can afford that new stadium...

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    05/15/09

    @loudensspam: A one night stay in a hospital cost me almost $4,000. This guy's been there two weeks and he's paralyzed. I think it might come in handy.
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    05/15/09

    In reply to Wait ... Michael Irvin Is A Stand Up Guy?
    Kinda wrong to use "stand up guy" in the story about the paralyzed dude, but I see what you did there.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/15/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: I don't know, man. Can't you I'm easily bothered by persistence?
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    05/15/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Can't you see...


    Me fail.

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    05/15/09

    In reply to Wait ... Michael Irvin Is A Stand Up Guy?
    He paid him in 4,000 very tightly rolled $10 bills.
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    05/04/09

    In reply to One Cowboys' Scouting Assistant Paralyzed Due To Practice Facility Collapse
    Kudos to many of the players for running around and making sure that everybody was found underneath the wreckage of the dome. They could have taken the easy way out and saved their own skins.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    05/04/09

    Well they were rookies, so they haven't learned how to be a real NFL player yet.
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