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    Pedro Guerrero Beats The Spread
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    Image of Don Nelson's Kicks Don Nelson's Kicks
    09/29/09

    In reply to Pedro Guerrero Beats The Spread
    Two orange juice cans duct-taped together, you say?

    / removes tube socks from jeans crotch
    // gets duct tape
    /// makes O.J. even though not thirsty
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    09/29/09

    In reply to Pedro Guerrero Beats The Spread
    "Pedro's Catering: You bring the rolls. He'll bring the salami."
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    09/29/09

    In reply to Pedro Guerrero Beats The Spread
    I want to say he did it with relish, but that goes without saying.

    I just hope he kept the tip out of the horseradish.
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    09/29/09

    In reply to Pedro Guerrero Beats The Spread
    /purple headed yogurt slinger prose'd
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    09/29/09

    In reply to Pedro Guerrero Beats The Spread
    Purple (headed) Prose makes a fine return.
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    09/29/09

    @Cialis Cooper: Well, how about that?
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    09/29/09

    In reply to Pedro Guerrero Beats The Spread
    I like how you were able to use a spin-off of your famous Wrestlemania tagline "Eddie Guerrerro Beats...Still Dead."
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    09/29/09

    In reply to Pedro Guerrero Beats The Spread
    Dicks are always out, flouted, bandied, waved and wiggled in a clubhouse.

    Sounds like happy hour at The Capitol Hill Club.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/29/09

    In reply to Pedro Guerrero Beats The Spread
    A big torpedo hasn't done this much to ruin a meal, since the Lusitania's chefs had their souffles fall.
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    09/29/09

    @Hatey McLife: Wow. Did you strain yourself reaching for that one?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/29/09

    In reply to Pedro Guerrero Beats The Spread
    So I gather the photo above is Pedro providing the size of it.
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    09/29/09

    In reply to Pedro Guerrero Beats The Spread
    Leitch's whole blogging career was built on a locker room appendage.
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    09/29/09

    In reply to Pedro Guerrero Beats The Spread
    Pedro argued that, because of his low IQ, he thought the postgame spread was actually a toilet.
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