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New York, 11:26 PM
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    Richard Seymour Boldly Accepts His Deportation to the North Korea of the NFL

    Raiders Make Richard Seymour An Offer He Can't Accept

    An All-Too-Brief Moment Of Steeler Schadenfreude

    Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
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    09/12/09

    In reply to An All-Too-Brief Moment Of Steeler Schadenfreude
    I still think this cunt and her lawyer are only ratcheting everything up during the season so Ben will fold and pay the settlement.

    As for the Pittsburgh girls line, so says the man whose never been there. And their even hotter then normal girls since their Steeler's fans. -1 to anyone posting that old ass picture of Bens biggest fan, that bitch was from the South and you all know it. Pitt has too many hills for girls to get that large.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/11/09

    In reply to Raiders Make Richard Seymour An Offer He Can't Accept
    This ain't a mecca man, this place is fucked.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/11/09

    In reply to Raiders Make Richard Seymour An Offer He Can't Accept
    I don't blame him for staying away - Al's been in a hell of a mood since True Blood killed off his maker, Godric, a few weeks ago.
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    Image of Slapshot21 Slapshot21
    09/11/09

    In reply to Raiders Make Richard Seymour An Offer He Can't Accept
    In ancient Rome prisoners could purchase their freedom, or, in the alternative, send a slave in their stead. As the Raiders play in California, as opposed to say, Mississippi, only the cash option is available to Seymour. Balancing the current economic climate against the absolute horror of Al Davis, $3.6m seems like a fair and reasonable price.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/11/09

    In reply to Raiders Make Richard Seymour An Offer He Can't Accept
    Great. The last time someone failed to report in the Bay Area, we had to deal with Barry Bonds.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/11/09

    In reply to Raiders Make Richard Seymour An Offer He Can't Accept
    life is full of compromises

    Dash, you are so right. Just this morning I let my dog defecate on my neighbors front steps. I'm not sure how this relates to compromise, but it happened, so that's a plus.
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    09/11/09

    In reply to Raiders Make Richard Seymour An Offer He Can't Accept
    nightmare. i feel bad for 93.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/11/09

    @supermike5alive: That is awesome.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/11/09

    @supermike5alive: Also, how the hell are you unapproved and have a star? I'm not criticizing, I'm saying that you should be approved for perpetuity.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Raiders Make Richard Seymour An Offer He Can't Accept
    Skin-ner!
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/11/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: Not reporting to a team after they trade for you is more of a Utica thing.
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    09/11/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: No, it's an Albany expression.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/11/09

    In reply to Raiders Make Richard Seymour An Offer He Can't Accept
    I could Seymour where Seymour was coming from if I heard his side of the story.

    Great Googoly Moogoly.
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    Image of Lanceifer Lanceifer
    09/11/09

    In reply to An All-Too-Brief Moment Of Steeler Schadenfreude

    That Pittsburgh girl line... That is SO funny. What a witty, imaginative writer you are! So clever and original! How do you do it? Where do you come up with such fresh material? Because like you're saying Pittsburgh girls are so ugly Ben couldn't find a single one to fuck in the whole city. Now that's cutting edge. You're taking sports writing into an exciting new direction. You're a visionary. And so hysterical. Oh my God, I do believe I've wet myself.
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    09/11/09

    @Lanceifer: Back to Sewickley with you, Jessilynn.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to An All-Too-Brief Moment Of Steeler Schadenfreude
    "Cultural thing" my ass, cut that hair, hippy!
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    Ashton Kutcher is ready to lynch those assholes doing construction work at 7:30 a.m. next door to his gigantic mansion. HOW CAN HE GO ON LIVING LIKE THAT?!?!?!
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    Well Tanya, there are other, more mature ways to voice displeasure at my playlist.


    And for the record, at lot of people really liked "Stev D's Euro-Pop New Years".

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    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    We got the makings of Waiting to Exhale II.
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    01/30/09

    In reply to Richard Seymour's Wife Isn't Messing Around
    One other thing you should know about Tanya: she don't like people playin' on her phone!
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