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    Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
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    Image of Texy Texy
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    Good to see 310 to Joba jumping on this 3 month-old news. BREAKING NEWS ALERT!
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    I met a little cutie she called herself Pizzuti

    I liked the little cutie but I kicked her in the bootie
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    So after John Henry dies, this girl is going to tank the team until the attendance is low enough to get out of the Fenway Park lease, allowing her to move the Red Sox to Florida?
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    Thought Balloons:


    "I knew being a rich guy would eventually score me a hot, young girl!"


    "I knew being a hot young girl would eventually score me a rich guy."


    And the circle of life continues.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    I guess Anna Nicole Smith was unavailable?


    Ohhhhhh, right...oops.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    04/01/09

    @Kid Canada: depends on how freaky you are I guess
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    Meanwhile, Billy Beane trades in his wife for two slightly less attractive but far more sexually-skilled divorcees.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    remember the rule when it comes to dating younger women: divide your age by 2 and add 7 years. Using that formula the youngest Henry should be dating is a 36.5 year old.


    but I'm sure a 59 year old and a 30 year old have a lot in common.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    David Ortiz is giving them the bed that he got after he auctioned off his previous one for a wedding gift.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    Pizzuti is some sort of real estate person...


    That mean unemployed.

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    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do - Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lassie


    What's that girl? Mike Timlin is trapped under a mound of rosin bags?

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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    Funny, I half expected to see some mention of Tommy Lasorda when clicking on the "Old, Old Balls" tag.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/01/09

    @BruschisBrewsky:


    Makes me think of A.J. after retiring to Florida.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    Marrying a 30-Year Old Lassie


    Well, that's not so bad. That still makes her older than him in human years.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    Pizzuti is some sort of real estate person...


    Just because she's selling herself for a nicer house doesn't make her a real estate person.

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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    04/01/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Well played.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    Weren't there like eight Lassies? This doesn't help narrow it down.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    04/01/09

    In reply to Red Sox Owner John Henry Doing What Old, Rich Men Do — Marrying A 30-Year-Old Lass
    R. Kelly will only be impressed if Williams pees on his bride on wedding night.
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