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I have become tired DUAN stop keeping me awake Kidding, it was fun
I am not very artistic.
Stay awake you puss Coolhwhip smells like monkey turds He eats cantaloupe
Haiku is better Than the Spanish paper due for me in six hours
Nocturnal beings Are much cooler then normal Eyebags are sexy
If I eat a lot I will not be as drained When I waste the day
Killer Whales are cool This has zero relevance But they will eat you
I think I'm losing it.
A good night to all, and to all a good night.
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11/18/09
Wizard Cat gives this six wands
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*Please Rick, bring back Minor Enterprise.
11/18/09
No, it's not about not our lovable little reptile friends, but the lovable little whores that hang out in the video display section of Best Buy.
11/18/09
First off, you shouldn't intro yourself by sounding like you're fifteen and just had a wet dream.
Secondly, mocking the graphics department that toiled for obviously dozens of minutes on that bizarre banner pic, well that's just rude.
Third, what makes you different? You seem like another wanna be Deadspin. You should focus on a particular sport, like 50 meter dash or motocross.
Are we supposed to be Learning Curving this?
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-Michelle Bachman
11/18/09
Then, I will hang myself.
04/28/09
I have become tired
DUAN stop keeping me awake
Kidding, it was fun
I am not very artistic.
04/28/09
Stay awake you puss
Coolhwhip smells like monkey turds
He eats cantaloupe
04/28/09
Haiku is better
Than the Spanish paper due
for me in six hours
04/28/09
Nocturnal beings
Are much cooler then normal
Eyebags are sexy
04/28/09
If I eat a lot
I will not be as drained
When I waste the day
04/28/09
Killer Whales are cool
This has zero relevance
But they will eat you
I think I'm losing it.
04/28/09
04/28/09
04/28/09
04/28/09
A good night to all, and to all a good night.
04/28/09
04/28/09