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    Image of Sh!tShow Sh!tShow
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    Uh... yeah.... I was talking about.... blogs...

    - Dan Shaughnessy
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    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    "Woody Paige, the orange person always yelling on your television set..."

    Woody Paige is the largest and most annoying Oompa-Loompa in history.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    Step 1: Open up a coffee house named "Mom's Basement."
    Step 2: Put up a sign which reads: "No underwear, no service."
    Step 3: Charge ridiculous hourly rates for wi-fi.
    Step 4: Profit!
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    A request for the I-Team - investigate the origin of the "mother's basement" cliche. I'm genuinely curious.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/20/09

    @Steve U: Suss, your rebuttal?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    Don't you know that real writers hang out down at Starbucks so people can actually see them write.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    I'm more of a dungeon tape kind of guy, as long as it is made by 3M.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    "But mom does so much more than my laundry."

    - Oedipus
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    I bet that blogger makes Smurfette one very happy, very satisfied... Smurf.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    Fuck you, Woody. Seriously. You are an irrelevant joke and there is infinitely more talent and humor within these very comments.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/20/09

    @ArkansasFred: Most of these comments.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/20/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: No. All of them. Even the spam bots and FIRSTIES!!!!!! and compulsive Big Lebowski quoters.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/20/09

    @ArkansasFred: +1. Mark it, Dude.
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    These made me think on Drew in tighty whities. Then I vomited and passed out.
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    Image of Missing in Vlissingen Missing in Vlissingen
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    Deadspin: "Bloggers should be taken seriously!! I don't live in Mom's basement anymore!!"
    (Also Deadspin: "I will publish any old crap and rumors about people who I don't like, or even a bullshit story about a baseball coach I've never met.")
    Yeah, I know... this post will NOT be promoted. I failed to bring teh funneh.
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    11/20/09

    @Missing in Vlissingen: +1.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers

    Phew! For a second there Levon Helm was going to file a new lawsuit against Robbie Robertson.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    I am glad it's not Drew critiquing writers for repeatedly using the same tired jokes. poo.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    "Critics have portrayed [bloggers] differently: the rabid fan sitting at a computer in his parents' basement, in his pajamas, spewing opinion."

    You should see what else is spewing other than my opinion when mom's at her Bridge Club.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to The Basement Tapes: A Compendium Of Sportswriters' Hacky Jokes About Bloggers
    I give my opinion, which is based on sound information, thoughtful research and observation,

    I've been a Denver Post Subscriber for years and know this is bullshit.
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