I refuse to acknowledge any baseball sign unless it's an acrostic for the TV station filming the event, which also notes what will appear on said TV station after the event is over.
I wouldn't make the Vows column because I don't have any Ivy degrees. But if I concoct a story about meeting because of an athlete I could get a feature on Deadspin.
Someone once said about Rickey, "If you cut him in half, you'd have two Hall-of-Famers," Rickey responded, "Shit, ain't nobody cuttin' me in half. I'm callin' my agent."
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Man, you guys never let up on Mortensen, do you?
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And that pitch is called "ball four."
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