I'll take my slow and stiff four-year seniors, thank you.
Silly Dash. Has Anna Nicole Smith taught you nothing? Don't you mean eighty-four-year seniors? Four-year olds don't have nearly enough money. #isiahthomas
Spaghetti, meatball, any time you defy me-it's serious. You will be punished-I will not be putting you in gravy for the time being. But no, I will still eat you later. You are delicious.#rickpitino
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"Tony, you are Cole Aldrich. How many Kansas football players are your teammates going to assault this season?" #isiahthomas
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Silly Dash. Has Anna Nicole Smith taught you nothing? Don't you mean eighty-four-year seniors? Four-year olds don't have nearly enough money. #isiahthomas
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He's going to f-ck them on the floor of an Arbys? #rickpitino
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So, which one of them will be forced to marry Karen Sypher? #rickpitino
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He's not gonna let them walk through certain doors.. #rickpitino
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Do they have to walk barefoot through the local Olive Garden? #rickpitino
10/15/09
I'm sorry Mr. Pitino, you simply cannot abort someone in the 86th trimester. No doctor will allow it. #rickpitino
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-RIP, Dr. Tiller. #rickpitino
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