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    Rick Pitino Is No Choir Boy

    Pitino Speaks: "If I Can Get Through 9/11, I Can Get Through Anything"

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    08/11/09

    In reply to Rick Pitino Is No Choir Boy
    "So what did you do last night?"
    "Oh I was resting on the floor of a closed restaurant, and this woman came in and started having sex with my boss, so, you know, I just stayed there."
    "Tatum, you need to get help."
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    08/12/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Dude. I have so many questions about this guy's story.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    08/11/09

    In reply to Rick Pitino Is No Choir Boy
    Calipari is going to have to up the ante by killing a hooker and leaving her mutilated bisected body on the side of the road.
    Those guys are so competitive.
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/11/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Boeheim will stubbornly refuse to have sex with a stranger, thus ending his quest to win the national championship of scumbags.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/11/09

    In reply to Rick Pitino Is No Choir Boy
    Rick Pitino? Must be his olive oil voice and guinea charm.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    08/11/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: She was the craziest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world!
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    Image of RonZookonRedBull RonZookonRedBull
    08/11/09

    In reply to Rick Pitino Is No Choir Boy
    Would this be a bad time to prank call his office to suggest that he go see a blue-chip prospect named Rovey Wade?
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    08/12/09

    @RonZookonRedBull: + infinity
     Reply
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    08/11/09

    In reply to Rick Pitino Is No Choir Boy
    George Tiller is not walking through that door.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/11/09

    @Matt Sussman: +1 trimester
     Reply
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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    08/11/09

    In reply to Rick Pitino Is No Choir Boy
    Karma's a Kentucky fan, Rick. Not a Louisville fan.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    08/11/09

    In reply to Rick Pitino Is No Choir Boy
    Guess who is not getting laid now?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/11/09

    In reply to Rick Pitino Is No Choir Boy
    Why pay $3,000 for an abortion when you can get a wire hangar free from the dry cleaner?
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    Image of Trizz Nathaniel Trizz Nathaniel
    08/11/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel:
    hanger = what you were going for.
    hangar = Karen Sypher's vagina.
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pitino Speaks: "If I Can Get Through 9/11, I Can Get Through Anything"
    Wait a second? Did Holy Cross fire Ralph Willard?
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/12/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: No, he resigned, presumably to take the position with Pitino.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pitino Speaks: "If I Can Get Through 9/11, I Can Get Through Anything"
    The Giuliani Defense.
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