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Who Really Chose Rio To Host The 2016 Olympics
New York, 9:00 AM
Sat Nov 21
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10/03/09
Step 2: Antagonize the loyal readers of that website through a continued series of faux-intellectual and masturbatory exercises in dime-store satire. Bonus points if you can further obfuscate the delivery and set-up of these articles to the point that even the more learned of your readers view your offering as the weblog equivalent of Thomas Friedman's wet fever dream.
Step 3: Pat yourself on the back.
Step 4: Revise previous postings to include even more hilarious puns on the name "Obama." Wonder aloud if "Obamapolis" is trademarked. Further wonder aloud why Slate won't return your phone calls.
Step 5: Chalk the widespread disdain for your style of writing up to the lowered intelligence quotients of the beer-swilling, dick-pumping, testosterone-laden clusterfuck of Neanderthal mentality that construct your target audience.
Step 6: Create a hyper-literate and witty tagline in a painfully transparent attempt to re-ground whatever nonsense you just composed in the basis of humor. Fail miserably.
Sound about right?
10/03/09
That is unless she continues to pinky swear that this time she will actually talk about sports and not come off sounding like a complete condescending hack.
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Step 5:...lowered intelligence quotients of the beer-swilling, dick-pumping, testosterone-laden clusterfuck of Neanderthal mentality that construct your target audience."
Fuck you, I only drink beer on Poker Night, the rest of the time I drink Vodka.
10/03/09
*spits sideways into bucket*
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*Not from Doylestown
10/03/09
LSU is not a number 4 team, despite the win, but there really are not many great teams around these days.
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