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    The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    Dan Snyder likes to brag that the waiting list for Redskins season tickets has over 200,000 names on it.


    I like to brag that my list of women has 200,000 names on it too, but that doesn't mean it's true.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/30/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: next season SNL digital short we should make: "Memories of Love with Fo2FFR".
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    anyone with enough money and the right strings to pull can skip the whole charade anyway.


    Just like lobbying Congress!


    Be sure to catch the Capitol Steps perform this and other variations of the exact same joke this Friday and Saturday!

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    04/30/09

    @ArkansasFred: that joke's a yankee doodle dandy!
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    Image of Bahama Swallow Bahama Swallow
    04/30/09

    @ArkansasFred:

    [bangs out 3 chord melody on crappy upright piano]


    ♩ "You got a pet project, and it won't take off

    take a clue from our pal, Jack Abramoff!

    Shake down your pals, put some cash in a bag/

    Come to DC and do the Lobbyist Raaaag,

    Yeah, come do the Lobbyist Raaaaaag!" ♩

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/30/09

    @Bahama Swallow: /Mark Russell'd
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    I got a copy of the list and it proves how crazy Snyder really is:


    "1. Arnold M. Picker, United Artists Corp., N.Y. Top Muskie fund raiser."

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/30/09

    @Hatey McLife: ok, I've been meaning to do it, but I'm clicking on your follow heart for having the brains to make a Muskie joke, now that is catering to a small but intelligent audience.
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    Image of ghostsoftheSCupcountry ghostsoftheSCupcountry
    04/30/09

    @Hatey McLife: Wow...a Muskie/Nixon joke. And I thought I was the oldest guy on here. Nicely done and I'm clicking on the lil heart for that.


    Is Paul Newman still on that list?

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/30/09

    @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: "Friends, I'd like to tell you why I'm voting for Eugene McCarthy..."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    Hey Dash, why don't you stop being such a cynic. I bet the next thing you'll tell me is my Columbia House CD club is some kind of scan. I just got 10 CDs for 1 penny!
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    Fricker? I barely knew her!


    (It's Ficker)

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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    It's the kid from the "been farmin' long?" poster, all grow'd up.
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    04/30/09

    @Blast it, Biggs: nobody had the heart to tell him all the original Hogs have retired.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    The email was amusing, but the flyer they sent out with Joe Theisman on it, with the slogan BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW! SNAP TO IT! was in poor taste.
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    Image of I'm Hafner the man I used to be I'm Hafner the man I used to be
    04/30/09

    @I Party With Smoot: They were hoping Theismann's pic would give them a leg up in the sales drive.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/30/09

    @Peter King's Goiter: it's a Taylor-made plan to boost season ticket revenue.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    If you'll allow me a quick non-dick joke anecdote, my Mom was on the Season Ticket waiting list for over 20 years before we got tickets. I have no doubts it's not entirely on the up-and-up, but there is most certainly a list.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    "Does the list even exist or did everyone on it suddenly die of swine flu?"


    Well, Republicans did suffer major losses during the last two elections.

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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    But these tickets are to a premier event in a shithole stadium that is fucking impossible to get to!
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    The "R" on this distinguished gentleman's hat stands for Git-R-Dun!
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    Since that picture was taken last year, odds are that dudes tickets are available. Stroke or massive coronary, you make the call.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    04/30/09

    @crazyjoedavola:


    The only drawback is that his seat is so large that you have to pay for the price of two tickets.

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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    04/30/09

    @crazyjoedavola: Fatal gunt infection?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    Sonny Jurgensen has really let himself go.
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    Image of Afino Afino
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    You know this is Dan Snyder's revenge for all those times at the amusement park where he sat in line for an hour, only to find out he wasn't taller than the "you must be this tall to ride" sign.
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    04/30/09

    @Afino: why do you think he was palling around with Tom Cruise for a while? He wanted a buddy he could tower over.
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    Image of Pantsless Hanggliding Pantsless Hanggliding
    04/30/09

    In reply to The Legendary Redskins Ticket "Waiting List" That Doesn't Exist
    Man, Philip Seymore Hoffman is fuckin' versatile.


    From the director of "Doubt" - "Gout!"

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/30/09

    @Pantsless Hanggliding: call me when gets Armani or D&G to start doing man Muumuus. Then he'll be versatile.
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    04/30/09

    @Pantsless Hanggliding: Hi I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such telethons as Out with Gout 88 or Let's Save Tony Orlando's House!
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