Michigan Gets Asses Kicked After Defacing Spartan Stadium With Spike

Can we talk about how weird and stupid this is? This is the Michigan Wolverines football team—awful in every way, from the tactical to the executive to the medical—shoving a spike into the Spartan Stadium turf and celebrating like a bunch of morons just prior to getting their shit kicked in by Michigan State 35-11. » 10/26/14 1:56am 10/26/14 1:56am

Yankees Fan Finds Red Sox World Series Ring In Restaurant Bathroom

The Yankees fan in question is Luigi Militello, owner of Luke's Bar And Grill, and the Red Sox 2013 World Series ring belongs to Drew Weber, owner of Boston's single-A affiliate Lowell Spinners. On Thursday night, Weber wore the diamond-and-ruby encrusted ring to his favorite New York restaurant and somehow left it in… » 7/28/14 9:49pm 7/28/14 9:49pm

NCAA Mistakenly Sends FCS National Championship Banner To Rival School

What's the difference between North Dakota and North Dakota State? Fuck if the NCAA knows. North Dakota State won the FCS title in January, but the NCAA accidentally mailed the championship banner to North Dakota, even going so far as to address it to North Dakota's athletic director by name. But get this straight:… » 6/13/12 4:25pm 6/13/12 4:25pm

Michigan State Head Coach Mark Dantonio Acts Like Michigan's Little…

During a panel discussion on recruiting before the Michigan High School Football Coaches Association, Mark Dantonio stoked the flames of the Michigan-Michigan State rivalry. While Michigan State sent its head coach to the event, Brady Hoke was busy being honored as a finalist for the Bear Bryant Award. Michigan sent… » 1/21/12 12:38pm 1/21/12 12:38pm

Texas A&M AD: Hooligans Shit Put Manure In, And On, Our Buses In The…

"Texas A&M's team buses were vandalized in Lubbock, Texas A&M athletics director Bill Byrne said on his twitter account. 'Someone vandalized our buses in Lubbock,' he wrote. 'Excrement inside and outside of buses plus spray painted vulgarities on outside. Classy.' The Aggies traveled to Lubbock for tonight's game… » 10/08/11 5:45pm 10/08/11 5:45pm

Dodgers Game Marred By Giants Fan Trying To Interrupt The "Don't Stop…

The blog "Vin Scully Is My Homeboy" started its Friday off with a post titled, "Giants fan tries to disturb 'Don't Stop Believin' Guy,'" with DSBG being somewhat of a Chavez Ravine Idol contestant who performs Journey for his fellow attendees. The horror. And at the last home game of the season, no less! » 9/24/11 11:15am 9/24/11 11:15am

Today In Great Quotes About Jayhawk Terrorism In Missouri

"In an emailed comment on the resolution, University of Kansas News Service Director Jill Jess said: 'A Jayhawk is a blue bird with a red head and a big yellow beak that wears boots. It would be hard to confuse it with anyone with terrorist intent, though we admit we have been terrorizing the Tigers on the basketball… » 9/15/11 11:00pm 9/15/11 11:00pm

'Bama Fan Who May Have Been A State Trooper Charged with Poisoning…

Harvey Almorn Updyke, a 62 year-old from Dadeville, Ala., has been arrested for poisoning the beloved oak trees at Aurburn's Toomer's Corner. Updyke, according to his Facebook profile, is a retired Texas State Trooper and a dedicated 'Bama fan (note the patterned hat; he also has a Facebook friend named Crimson). He… » 2/17/11 11:45am 2/17/11 11:45am