NCAA Mistakenly Sends FCS National Championship Banner To Rival School

What's the difference between North Dakota and North Dakota State? Fuck if the NCAA knows. North Dakota State won the FCS title in January, but the NCAA accidentally mailed the championship banner to North Dakota, even going so far as to address it to North Dakota's athletic director by name. But get this straight:… » 6/13/12 4:25pm 6/13/12 4:25pm

Michigan State Head Coach Mark Dantonio Acts Like Michigan's Little…

During a panel discussion on recruiting before the Michigan High School Football Coaches Association, Mark Dantonio stoked the flames of the Michigan-Michigan State rivalry. While Michigan State sent its head coach to the event, Brady Hoke was busy being honored as a finalist for the Bear Bryant Award. Michigan sent… » 1/21/12 12:38pm 1/21/12 12:38pm

Texas A&M AD: Hooligans Shit Put Manure In, And On, Our Buses In The…

"Texas A&M's team buses were vandalized in Lubbock, Texas A&M athletics director Bill Byrne said on his twitter account. 'Someone vandalized our buses in Lubbock,' he wrote. 'Excrement inside and outside of buses plus spray painted vulgarities on outside. Classy.' The Aggies traveled to Lubbock for tonight's game against … » 10/08/11 5:45pm 10/08/11 5:45pm

Chris Cooley Loves To See Tony Romo Fail

Washington Redskins tight ends: They're just like us! Chris Cooley, down-to-earth potter, also finds strange gratification in seeing Tony Romo fail. During his weekly guest spot on the LaVar and Dukes show in Washington, Cooley fed the rivalry by sharing how he really feels about the Cowboys QB: » 10/04/11 8:00pm 10/04/11 8:00pm

Dodgers Game Marred By Giants Fan Trying To Interrupt The "Don't Stop…

The blog "Vin Scully Is My Homeboy" started its Friday off with a post titled, "Giants fan tries to disturb 'Don't Stop Believin' Guy,'" with DSBG being somewhat of a Chavez Ravine Idol contestant who performs Journey for his fellow attendees. The horror. And at the last home game of the season, no less! » 9/24/11 11:15am 9/24/11 11:15am

Today In Great Quotes About Jayhawk Terrorism In Missouri

"In an emailed comment on the resolution, University of Kansas News Service Director Jill Jess said: 'A Jayhawk is a blue bird with a red head and a big yellow beak that wears boots. It would be hard to confuse it with anyone with terrorist intent, though we admit we have been terrorizing the Tigers on the basketball… » 9/15/11 11:00pm 9/15/11 11:00pm

Here's Video Of LeBron James And Delonte West Sharing A Brief But…

Your morning roundup for May 12, the day old coot Yogi Berra will come up with something witty to say about turning 82, even though he's only 81. » 5/12/11 9:30am 5/12/11 9:30am

Somebody Poisoned The Family Of NC State's Adorable Wolfpack Mascot

Today in animal cruelty and terrible affronts to school pride: someone allegedly poisoned four Tamaskan dogs with familial ties to the N.C. State mascot, Tuffy, in Elizabeth City, N.C. From the News & Observer: » 4/26/11 12:30pm 4/26/11 12:30pm

Phil Jackson's Zenergy Lulled At Least One Person To Sleep In L.A. Last …

Your morning roundup for April 21, the day after McDonald's "National Hiring Day" in Cleveland got real. Real violent. Like, spitting in faces and hitting people with cars violent. » 4/21/11 9:30am 4/21/11 9:30am

Big Yankees Fan Offers A Rebecca Black Inspired Production Just In…

Michael Lapayower is very excited about tomorrow's Yankees game against their rivals, the 0-6 Boston Red Sox. Granted, LaPayower gets very excited about every Yankees game. He probably does the same on off days, even those in the offseason, just thinking about the Yankees. » 4/07/11 10:45pm 4/07/11 10:45pm

'Bama Fan Who May Have Been A State Trooper Charged with Poisoning…

Harvey Almorn Updyke, a 62 year-old from Dadeville, Ala., has been arrested for poisoning the beloved oak trees at Aurburn's Toomer's Corner. Updyke, according to his Facebook profile, is a retired Texas State Trooper and a dedicated 'Bama fan (note the patterned hat; he also has a Facebook friend named Crimson). He is … » 2/17/11 11:45am 2/17/11 11:45am