You Will Watch This Truck Full Of Cows Crash And You Will Be Mesmerized

We're just going to assume this takes place in Russia, because everything crazy happens in Russia. Anyway, you're going to go into this video expecting to see lots of carnage and cow guts and death, but you are not going to see that. Instead, you are going to see a gigantic truck full of live cows roll over, and then… » 12/18/12 1:06pm 12/18/12 1:06pm

Chien-Ming Wang Holds Press Conference To Apologize For Cheating On…

In 2009, Chien-Ming Wang had received shoulder surgery that would keep him out of baseball for two years, and had just lost his contract with the Yankees. So he did what any one of us would do—he went to the bar a lot, and chatted up the cute bartender. » 4/24/12 9:15am 4/24/12 9:15am

Report: Unnamed Amorous Ballplayer Plays For Team That Appropriately…

Onetime declared virgin Jeff Pearlman knows which baseball player was cold mackin' on an intern in Houston recently, but he's not telling. All he'll say is that the ballplayer was — are you ready for this? — a Washington National. » 7/13/09 6:00pm 7/13/09 6:00pm