Tank Top-Wearing Gronk Twerks In Miami

We have a new development in the Summer of Gronk, as enormous highlighter Rob Gronkowski is still wearing the same shorts from yesterday, but now has a matching tank top. Gronk went onstage during 3LAU's—I hate myself—set at Ultra Music Festival in Miami. » 3/27/15 5:48pm Friday 5:48pm

Shirtless Gronk Twerks In Miami

Rob Gronkowski—the answer to the question "What if an EDM track somehow learned how to play football?"—is in Miami, shirtless and twerking. Do you need to know anything else? » 3/26/15 4:59pm Thursday 4:59pm

Gronk Twerks At Clippers Game

Muscle-bound toddler Rob Gronkowski attended the Clippers game tonight, and when the Dance Cam trained itself on Gronk as LMFAO played, he refused to dance! » 3/09/15 11:45pm 3/09/15 11:45pm

​Gronk Hangs Out At The Beach, Hits On Local News Reporter

The Summer of Gronk continues in Florida, as self-aware lump of protein powder Rob Gronkowski avoids the buttload of snow in New England, chills at the beach, throws the f-ball around (that's slang for football), and does some 'shups (that's slang for pushups). » 2/13/15 5:07pm 2/13/15 5:07pm

Gronk Plays Dodgeball At Minor League Hockey Game, Loses

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski, who wasn't born so much as fermented in a vessel for two months, played dodgeball at Wednesday night's Florida Everblades game. Gronk's instinct was probably to catch any ball thrown near him, but it failed him this time. He got eliminated twice, by throws that looked like… » 2/12/15 11:38am 2/12/15 11:38am

Gronk Catches A Bra, Pretends To Wear It, Signs It For A Fan

Human cloud of hookah smoke Rob Gronkowski did so much Gronk stuff during the Patriots' championship parade that video evidence of his antics are still trickling in almost a week later. In this clip, sent to us by reader Timothy, we see Gronk having a grand ol' time with a bra that someone in the crowd tossed to him. » 2/08/15 2:13pm 2/08/15 2:13pm

Gronk's Sloppily Chugging Beer At The Super Bowl Parade [Updates]

The Patriots are parading through Boston today, and walking beer pong tournament Rob Gronkowski is enjoying the festivities by wearing a children's hat and inefficiently putting beer in his mouth. » 2/04/15 12:57pm 2/04/15 12:57pm

Let's Watch Gronk Read A Sexy Passage From The Gronk Erotica

Rob Gronkowski made the expected visit to Jimmy Kimmel's television program tonight, and after admitting that he "hadn't read a book since the ninth grade" (claiming it was, uh, A Mockingbird To Remember), the Super Bowl champion tight end read a bit from the erotica novel written about him. » 2/03/15 12:50am 2/03/15 12:50am

The Summer Of Gronk Has Officially Started

We're only in February, but the Summer of Gronk transcends seasons, and it immediately began after the Patriots' Super Bowl win last night. Here's pass-catching bicep Rob Gronkowski at the afterparty in the team's hotel doing some things with his arms to "I'm On One." Yes, he is wearing two hats backwards. » 2/02/15 1:45pm 2/02/15 1:45pm

Gronk Is The Best Tight End In Football, And The Patriots' Best Chance

Most historians credit former Michigan and Green Bay star Ron Kramer as the first "real" player at the position. "He was the prototype," Packers quarterback Bart Starr once told me. At a shade over 6-3 and 235-240 pounds, Kramer had nearly the mass of an offensive lineman and was quick enough to get downfield and… » 2/01/15 1:10pm 2/01/15 1:10pm

Marshawn Lynch's Outtakes From Gaming With Gronk Are Also Very Funny

Marshawn Lynch and Gronk played some video games on Conan's show the other day and it was great. Attempting to satiate an insatiable demand for all things Marshawn Lynch, Team Coco has uploaded a video of outtakes from the shoot, appropriately calling it "Marshawnisms." What's a Marshawnism? Probably something like… » 1/31/15 4:15pm 1/31/15 4:15pm

Marshawn Lynch And Gronk Got Together To Play Some Video Games

Conan had Rob Gronkowski and Marshawn Lynch on his show to play the yet-to-be-released Mortal Kombat X, and there was really no way the premise couldn't deliver. Come for the discussion about Mario Kart characters, and stay for Marshawn Lynch teaching Conan how to properly taunt the opposition by grabbing your nuts.… » 1/30/15 1:32am 1/30/15 1:32am

You Can Tell College Gronk's Cool Because He's Wearing Sunglasses

Here we see human Spuds MacKenzie Rob Gronkowski in his natural state at the University of Arizona: No shirt, sunglasses, and a big dumb smirk. You can hear the 311 playing through your screen. » 1/29/15 1:31pm 1/29/15 1:31pm

Rob Gronkowski Reads Gronk Erotica Out Loud At Super Bowl Media Day

Thanks to the half-serious circus that is Super Bowl Media Day, someone persuaded extremely tall fifth-grader Rob Gronkowski into reading a line from A Gronking To Remember, the Gronk-themed erotica that surfaced on Amazon earlier this month. » 1/27/15 1:43pm 1/27/15 1:43pm

Pats Win; Gronk Dances

While Packers-Seahawks provided tons of drama, the other game did not. The Patriots scored 31 unanswered points on their way to a 45-7 demolition of the Colts. » 1/18/15 10:49pm 1/18/15 10:49pm

Amazon Pulls Gronk Erotica After Objections Over Cover Art

The Boston Globe is reporting Amazon is no longer selling A Gronking To Remember after complaints about the Gronk photo on the cover featuring a tribute to Myra Kraft, a patch worn by the team during the 2011 season. We'd heard from a few sources that the photo of the couple on the cover was actually ripped from two… » 1/08/15 5:18pm 1/08/15 5:18pm

Rob Gronkowski Fulfilled His Dream Of Owning A Party Bus

Folks, back in 2012, walking Bacardi handle Rob Gronkowski had a dream. The man's goal was to own a party bus. Guess what? Rob Gronkowski now owns a party bus. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, KIDS. » 1/07/15 1:28pm 1/07/15 1:28pm

Gronk Erotica Exists, And We Made It Into A Movie

We were made aware this weekend that Gronk erotica exists and is being sold on Amazon. Due journalism diligence insisted we purchase this Gronk erotica, give you a full review, and then turn it into an animated movie. » 1/05/15 11:30am 1/05/15 11:30am