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New York, 12:57 AM
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    Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
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    Image of Mick Mick
    12/22/08

    In reply to Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
    He should have asked Rod if his wife should have given birth to a better son.
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    12/22/08

    In reply to Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
    Rob, does your father-in-law wish his son had married a better writer?
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    Image of metroville metroville
    12/22/08

    In reply to Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
    It actually seems like a harmless joke out of context, but then when you watch it transpire, it's unpleasant.


    In other words, it's exactly like the Detroit Lions' season.

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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    12/22/08

    In reply to Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
    Hey, I had to hear "I wish my daughter was marrying a better economist" comments all weekend.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/22/08

    In reply to Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
    The only thing lower than being chastised by Terry Bradshaw for asking stupid questions is being rechastised by Emmit Smith for unproper English.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/22/08

    In reply to Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
    Sometime next year after Kitna throws a game ending INT.


    Parker: You're always thanking God for your abilities, but when you're constantly blowing the game with interceptions do you think that Jesus might not actually be the son of God?

    Kitna: Are you kidding me?

    Parker: Why yes Mr. Kitna, I am.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/22/08

    In reply to Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
    Fellow Detroit columnist Mitch Albom heard this coming weeks ago.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/22/08

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    You know, when Helen Thomas asked Obama if he wishes his sister married a better basketball coach no one even flinched.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/22/08

    In reply to Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
    This journalismism belongs on Gawker!
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/22/08

    In reply to Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
    Hey, I'm just impressed that Terry Bradshaw both knew what Wikipedia was and was able to spell "douchebag" correctly.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    12/22/08

    In reply to Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
    *Chuck Knoblockhead walks through a neighborhood populated with members of the print media banging a large pot with a metal spoon*


    Bring out yer dead!
    Bring out yer dead!
    Bring out yer dead!

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    Image of Tuffy Tuffy
    12/22/08

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    Rob Parker, do you regret your mother had such a poor collection of Johns that could have been your father?


    /see, that's how it's done, Rob

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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    12/22/08

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    Rob, do you wish your dad hadn't banged that retarded hooker?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/22/08

    In reply to Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
    After this season's coaching performance, he should have asked Marinelli if he wished his father didn't marry his sister.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/22/08

    In reply to Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
    Parker is going to have to up the ante a bit if he really wants Jon Kitna to dress up as him next Halloween.
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