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    Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame

    Yes, But How Does The Robot Do In The Shuttle Run?

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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    07/24/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame
    So you're saying the Japanese invented a glorified pitching machine...? Good for them I guess.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    07/24/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame
    BALL-E?
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    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    07/24/09

    @Clarence Rosario: +1
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    07/24/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame
    The Fox Network is in preliminary talks for a Batting Stance Bot.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/24/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame
    You must see this droid safely delivered to my father on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Dusty Baker! You're my only hope!
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    07/24/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame
    Hank Aaron XXIV remains unimpressed, still worst player of all time.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/24/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame
    Baseball writers will love them because they will all have a clutch.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/24/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame
    The system goes on-line July 24th, 2009. Human decisions are removed from baseball. Bat-bot increases consistency at a geometric rate. Pitch-bot becomes self-aware at 11:27 a.m. Eastern time. In a panic, Bud Selig tries to pull the plug.
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    07/24/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame
    Well of course the batter-bot can hit the ball every time, the ball doesn't have seams. Everyone knows a robot can't hit a curveball.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/24/09

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: Are you saying Robot Jesus can't hit a curveball?
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    07/24/09

    @Steve U: I like robot very much, but he no help with curveball.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    07/24/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame
    But can their Bro-bots be douchey 100% of the time like ours?
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    07/24/09

    In reply to Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame
    The Mets want to know if the robots come with a warranty.
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    01/17/09

    In reply to Yes, But How Does The Robot Do In The Shuttle Run?
    Three things about this video that are scary:


    1). The shit that's flying out of the missing arm.

    2). The angry eyebrows that popped out of the head.

    3). No-armed pushups.


    Yes folks, I believe we have NIGHTMARE FUEL.

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