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    Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught

    Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed Worker

    Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    Upon hearing Parker's resignation, the editor of the Detroit News asked Parker's mother-in-law if she wished her daughter had married a better journalist.
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    "I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    It's always a good idea to resign one's job in the state of Michigan. Plenty of other fish in the sea.
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    Isn't Rob Parker the host of "The Prize is Right?"
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    That was the same advice she gave OJ Simpson about being a running back. That turned out well.
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    Lesson #2: When your 15 minutes of fame expire, just make up a story about stabbing somebody.
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    Yeah, but are you:


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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD:
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    Coincindentally, some of Parker's first assignments were on Monica Seles.
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    Ray Lewis went to Journalism school?
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    01/08/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Whoa, whoa, whoa...was the original handle given back? What happened to the return?
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    01/08/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: To celebrate the arrival of my star, I changed my handle back to the original. I was barely even here before I got banned anyways, so by this point I think my return has been well announced (and the underscores were bothersome anyways). Let's toast with a nice Pinot Grigio, shall we?
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    That's funny, because my professor at assassin school said I should "ask clarifying questions and write using the inverted pyramid."
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    Of course, he left the professor's office before she finished. "Wait, maybe I'm thinking about butchering a pig. I always get that confused with journalism."
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    Kevin Mitchell's degree from Columbia Veterinary School is looking more suspicious by the second.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    His professor was actually Harry Morgan...
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught
    "Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution."
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    01/08/09

    @Alligator Arms: More Brawndo!
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