Todd Helton Got A Horse

Oh, so you got a lot of gifts this year, did you Mariano Rivera? That's neat. I see you got a rocking chair made out of bats, and some other tacky crap. Really cool. But, um, did you happen to receive a goddamn horse? Oh, you didn't? Well guess who did get a horse? Todd Helton, that's who! » 9/26/13 1:00pm 9/26/13 1:00pm

The Handrail Slide Turns Deadly At Coors Field

A 27-year-old man died on Wednesday from injuries sustained in a fall as he was attempting to slide down a railing at Coors Field. Robert Seamans of Pueblo, Colo., was a committed Rockies fan. He was taken to Denver Health Medical Center immediately after the accident, where he was declared brain-dead. Seamans… » 5/26/11 6:30pm 5/26/11 6:30pm

Rockies Grounds Crew Member Trapped Under Tarp, No One Notices

Last night, just three weeks after the Royals grounds crew nearly lost one to the tarp, the rain delay at the Mets-Rockies game carved a new swathe of destruction at Coors Field. There were no men lost; only a hero made. » 5/11/11 4:20pm 5/11/11 4:20pm

Hit Me With Your Best Shot; Fire Away

We apologize in advance for the analogy, but it's clear that Major League Baseball has gone into the beanball wars with no exit strategy whatsoever. Things came to a head on Sunday with five ejections in the Rockies-Giants game — including both managers — after four beanings. Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti was… » 4/24/06 12:45pm 4/24/06 12:45pm