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    Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel

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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    Ahhh... ephedra. God how I miss caffeine-ephedra-aspirin stacks.


    19% body fat. And not needing to spend a dime on groceries. Size 4 jeans.


    And heart rate like a hummingbird.

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    Image of Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    SOUTH BRONX PARASITE!
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    the only thing that "ripped" on me was my asshole from the yule log size shits that crap used to give me.
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    Image of Ben Dover Ben Dover
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    if in the end it's all about caffeine, then why can't i see my dick anymore?


    /wish starbucks card had frequent-flier miles on it

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    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    02/17/09

    @ShakeTiller: You must have what is commonly referred to as a "Dick-do"...your belly sticks out farther than your dick do...
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    Why are they selling all of these crazy supplements at the Green Party National Convention?
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    face: taking ripped fuel on a regular basis is the 3rd fastest way to end up on deadspin. Fact.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    ..it made them more tweaked out than Jason Schwartzman in "Spun."


    Wait, there are other reasons to take Ripped Fuel?

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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    For those of you on a budget, there were always the mystery vitamin packs sold next to the batteries and phone cards at your local bodega. Same orange pee and heart palpitations for a third of the cost!
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    The only results I ever saw from Ripped Fuel were going from 1 crap a day to 5 or 6.


    Totally worth it.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    Ephedra, good times.


    And I'll do anything to see a tweaked-out Brittany Murphy.

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    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    02/17/09

    @Juancho: Ephedra was phenomenal...worked better than anything on the market today...
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    Two Ripped Fuel X-Treme Cut Formula capsules and a Miller Lite is the thinking meatheads Redbull and vodka.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    Speaking of which, I have had an unopened container of Muscle Milk in my cupboard for about 3 years. Is it still good or will it make me lactate if I drink it?
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    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    " 'Gym'? What's a gym?"


    /Homer Simpson

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/17/09

    @Rasselas: I think that's "Gime".
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    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    02/17/09

    @ScientificMapp: "Come over to the Abdominator and I will shout slogans at you."
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    Ripped Fuel/Power: Guarantees their product in January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, November and December.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/17/09

    In reply to Ah, The Glorious Days Of Ripped Fuel
    Late-90s Workout Checklist:


    1. Chug Ripped Fuel.
    2. Grab Discman. Insert "Down on the Upside".
    3. Wait for twenty-five minutes for guy to get off bench-press machine.
    4. Head home, stopping for Power Bar on the way.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/17/09

    @Gourmet Spud: I really should know this, but what were those horribly ugly pants with multi-colored Zebra stripes on them that NFL Linemen wore in the late 80s?
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    Image of Clare Clare
    02/17/09

    @ScientificMapp: Zubaz.
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