Poor Joseph Bress must be so upset. He spends $250 dollars on a customized jersey that he thinks will be so cool because its almost the same name, but now everyone just thinks he cna't splel.
Roger then slipped on his abnormally narrow and pointy Pumas, headed out to a cafe and smoked nine hundred skinny cigarettes and drank 2 bottles of red wine.
You mean to tell me the Swiss actually know how to curse? I was hoping for an "I don't give an asshole what he said!" or some other adorable Bartokomousian malapropism.
@ArkansasFred: Despite his slick public persona, Fed makes a habit of bitching out umpires when he's losing. When he lost badly to Gonzalez at the Masters a couple of years ago, the mikes caught him sneeringly ranting at the ump: "Oh, don't give me that shit...." before they cut to commercial.
Turns out Roger was having an affair with the Umpire. He followed up this rant by saying, "I won't be ignored, Umpire" and slaughtering his daughter's pet bunny named Volley.
While the Bills loss was yet another corkscrew to the scrotum, I did manage to think of an awesome nickname for Demetrius Bell: Karl Malone's Bastard Kid.
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Think you mean Clay Davis.
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I mean he wanted to prove he could be a bigger dick. Oops.
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Bartender: they...they just lost...to the pats.
Patron: what?
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