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Seriously, does Clemens spend his free time thinking up new ways to sound like a total douchebag?
/bitter Oilers fan
So can Dmitri Khristich.
/as a Leaf: 80 games, 15 goals, 39 points, $5 million.
Hw dd Brdy Qnn gt nvlvd n ll f ths?
LAME, HACK JOKE ERROR.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, WINGNUT.
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09/08/09
Aren't they the two with eight kids and he is dating a 22-year-old and she's banging her bodyguard?
09/08/09
Wasn't it something about Clemens trying to leave McNamee's house when he was too intoxicated to drive, or am I thinking about some other steroid user?
09/08/09
I'm surprised Clemens hasn't tried to chuck a splintered bat at McNamee and just claim it was heat of the moment.
09/08/09
/Asia'd
07/16/09
Isn't that what the TO/VH1 ads are for?
07/16/09
Well, it's not like he hasn't trained for this kind of thing before:
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Seriously, does Clemens spend his free time thinking up new ways to sound like a total douchebag?
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/bitter Oilers fan
06/19/09
So can Dmitri Khristich.
/as a Leaf: 80 games, 15 goals, 39 points, $5 million.
06/19/09
Hw dd Brdy Qnn gt nvlvd n ll f ths?
06/19/09
LAME, HACK JOKE ERROR.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, WINGNUT.
06/19/09
You forgot about the "CZ Bandit".
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