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    Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    04/02/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    You realize there are DUAN lurkers who will read this, right?
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/02/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: Ooooh Ooooh lurkers.


    You give us such a negative connotation.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/02/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    Ok, kids. I've gotta run. Got a long-term houseguest arriving tomorrow, and shit is in disarray. Play nice.


    Oh, and @thisismalcolm- yeah, Facebook shouldn't even enter into the equation. Ever. Best of luck.

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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    04/02/09

    @Katni: Thanks. I responded to everyone above. Facebook wasn't a great idea, but I'm forgetting her.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    04/02/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: It's solely and completely about your self confidence. If you don't have it, you're gonna continue to get stuck in situations like this, unless you find someone with less self confidence than you.


    Which is sometimes the answer to reversing the trend.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/02/09

    @Pete Gaines: Which may have been exactly what she was doing as well. Reversing the trens. I am not gonna lie. I have done that as well. Cripes, that may make me a bad person.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    04/02/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    Continuing in the crappy music of 2009 vein:


    3Oh!3, "Don't Trust Me." Not the real video.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/02/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: That has to be a joke. Not just the video. The entire band.
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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    04/02/09

    @Katni: They WISH.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    04/02/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    This is maybe the worst song ever in the history of ever:


    Expect it to dominate a month this year.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/02/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: Omg, is THAT who that is?? Christ. Yes. Agreed. Worse than Lady Gaga even.


    Actually, wait, no. Worse than that? That godawful "Birthday Sex" song. Ick. And also, the first three times I heard it I thought it was "First Date Sex". Which somehow would have made it better.

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    04/02/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: @Katni: What, getting a boom boom boom doesn't work for you? Fergie's voice sounds like a really really angry kitten.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/02/09

    @FirstDerivative: I don't even think that's Fergie anymore.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/02/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    Night all.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/02/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Goodnight!
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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    04/02/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    I don't have stories. I won't whimper or whine. I will just say that I will never understand women. And right now I really want to. It's getting a little harder everyday to live in a world with them.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/02/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: What did we do now?
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/02/09

    @Katni: Right? Like it always our fault.
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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    04/02/09

    @Katni: It's what you don't do, or do, but ...


    I won't go into details. I just don't know.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/02/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: Suit yourself. I'm still trying to figure out why I need to receive eleventy hundred text messages from a guy detailing how wasted he is. Explain that one for me.
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    04/02/09

    @Katni: You premised me u wuldn't tell DUUAN!!!1!!
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/02/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: I figured once you bought that Affliction t-shirt, it was fair game.
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    04/02/09

    @Katni: SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/02/09

    @Katni: But that is so sexy. A real turn on. The egg maker texts me after we have been out and tells me he has the brown bottle flu. It does make me laugh.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/02/09

    @notthequarterback: And then you get so pissy when I stop responding after the first few hundred times. What's up with that?
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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    04/02/09

    @Katni: Ummmm sorry I need constant attention when I've pounded a fifth of Jameson?
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/02/09

    @J-No: I know right? No shit: I once received a text message from this same individual while he was at a bachelor party:


    "I'm at the strip club. Made me think of you. Hi!"

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    04/02/09

    @Katni: Titties in my face. Miss you boo.
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    04/02/09

    @notthequarterback: Awww. You should write for Hallmark.
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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    04/02/09

    @Katni: Thanks for turning this into YOUR PROBLEM.


    Again, this is why I don't get girls.


    Ha.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/02/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: Hey! You had your opportunity! The offer's still there!
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    Image of Kick His Ass Seabass Kick His Ass Seabass
    04/02/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: No facebook add yet? Maybe she doesn't check it everyday...
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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    04/02/09

    @Pete Gaines: @The Boy Wonder: @J-No: Thing is she was into me before we drank and smoke. She was talking to me, staring at me and smiling, the whole thing before we ever stepped foot at her place. And she was absolutely sober. Maybe a drink in her.


    Also, we became facebook friends. So she can't avoid me.

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    Image of The Boy Wonder The Boy Wonder
    04/02/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: Some girls just go out on the prowl. You may have been used, enjoy it for what it was and move on. No matter what she feels/thinks you constantly stressing on it wont help a damn thing.


    Also, we became facebook friends. So she can't avoid me.


    The first thing you need to do is lose that outlook.

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    04/02/09

    @The Boy Wonder: Very true.


    @This.Is.Malcolm: Fucking DISAPPEAR from this girl. Move on as though it's over (which it most likely is) - the only thing that saves you is that she misses you and initiates contact. Sorry, but that's how it works.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/02/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: Sometimes people just want to hook up. For the sex or to feed their ego. I am not trying to be mean but it sounds like that.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/02/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    The Egg Maker?
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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    04/02/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Apparently that's what we're to call J-No's gentleman callers.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner:


    "Gentlemen Callers"


    Are you reading The Glass Menagerie?

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    04/02/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: I'm directing a production of Streetcar at a local pre-school.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner:


    Stanley Kowalski in a ripped t-shirt and a diaper. A must see.

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    04/02/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Trust me this kid is amazing, he has the stage presence not seen since Fransisco Franco played Tony in West Side Story.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner:


    And the circle is complete.

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    04/02/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: It took me a couple of days; you really had me behind after your Show Boat.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner:


    The key was Haile Selassie.

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    Image of FirstDerivative FirstDerivative
    04/01/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    A little tidbit from fmylife.com

    Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
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    04/01/09

    @FirstDerivative: and that's how the internet ended, kids.
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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    04/02/09

    @FirstDerivative: For a little balance:


    Today, my boyfriend brought me breakfast in bed, told me all the things he loved about me, got down on one knee and pulled out the little blue box I had been hoping for, for so long. He opened the box and there was a note inside that said, "April Fools!" FML

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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    04/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I thought that was really funny. And if I tried it, it'd be a really quick way to end my 4+ year relationship.
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    04/02/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: It makes me wish I had a girlfriend, just to do that.


    At least one of them couldn't accuse me of being too boring.

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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    04/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I once asked how long she thought it would take for everyone to come crawling out of the woodwork if we "ended" the Facebook relationship. That did NOT go over well.
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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    04/02/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: Only reinforcing the the notion that facebook is taking over society.
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    Image of FirstDerivative FirstDerivative
    04/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Face book is scary...
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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    04/02/09

    @FirstDerivative: That's why I only use it to window shop.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: If you have a facebook and have not friended me by now, I will be genuinely hurt.


    @Katni: Nothing says I love you as much as I am surrounded by a bunch of WHORES! and it made me think of you.

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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    04/01/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    Don Cheadle, as much as I like you, I just can't make myself give a shit about Traitor. Nothing personal.
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    04/02/09

    @Business_Socks: he has fallen into a hole of suck lately. but considering the mountain of awesomeness he started with (and the fact that he's from KC), it'll be a while before i'm truly upset with him.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/01/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    Keep it down. Some of us are to concentrate over here.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/01/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    What's up fellas?
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/01/09

    @J-No: Ahem.


    Hey lady! What are you doing up at this hour, hmmm? Another tequila bender?

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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    04/01/09

    @J-No: we can beat the Blues! WE CAN BUILD ON THIS!


    @Count Antonio Alfonseca Rugen's Sixth Finger: used to, not anymore. It's not real money when I can move it between accounts in a second. Just numbers on a screen. Ya know, unless you have a place in a country without an extradition treaty...

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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/01/09

    @Katni: No tequila, just beers, but I thought I ought to pop in and say hi to the ladies and gentlemen of the house. I am from Chicago, it is perfectly correct to say "hey guys" to a group of women.


    Also, I may or may not have been propositioned this evening, but I am fairly dense in this area.

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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    04/01/09

    @J-No: I never knew that "hey guys" could be offensive until I met people who went to Cal-Berkeley. WTF?
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/01/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: Thank heavens we can outscore anyone. It has not been pretty the last 2-3 weeks.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/01/09

    @J-No: I'm just messin' with you. And, I'll send you a copy of my newsletter. "How To Tell If You're Being Mistaken For A Prostitue Quarterly Journal". Now with a bonus recipe section.
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    04/01/09

    @J-No: Were you wearing a hoodie? If you were then my understanding is you were definitely propositioned. If you weren't then you'll have to trust your judgment.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/01/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Oh, definitely. It's code. Just like leaving the water dripping in the shower at CPSL's gym.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/01/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: It's a term of affection as far as I know. It means I know you well enough to be informal with you.


    @Katni: I don't thin I was mistaken for a whore. I think I was mistaken for a girl who wanted to have breakfast with him. 9-10 hours from now.


    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: My judgment is less than stellar.

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    04/01/09

    @J-No: I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT!
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    04/01/09

    @Katni: I thought that meant you were supposed to meet Mark Felt in the parking garage at 2 AM?
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/01/09

    @notthequarterback: Whaddup, degenerate? Where the hell have you been hiding?
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/01/09

    @notthequarterback: Well, then you should really stop texting me every 2 minutes.
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    04/01/09

    @J-No: What do you have against breakfast?
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    04/01/09

    @J-No: Hmmm, ok; were you texted a pic of said propositioner's dick? Cause that's a pretty sure sign that somebody is wanting you to be their with leather.
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    04/01/09

    @Katni: I love breakfast food. And I have a feeling he makes good eggs. If you know what I mean. Just chickened out I guess.
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    04/01/09

    @J-No: Wait, you were invited to IHOP?
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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    04/01/09

    @Katni: Under your bed, of course.


    @J-No: Sorry. The avatar just gets me.


    @UkraineNotWeak: Isn't it past your bedtime?

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    04/01/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Hmm. If I had known all this time that these guys only wanted to take me out for a Rooty Tooty Fresh n' Fruity, I wouldn't have been so opposed.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/01/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: NTQB did not send me a picture of his package. I just want to be clear here. No, I just sort of knew it was on, but I am a chicken shit lately. Don't know why. Actually, I do, but it is a long boring story and who wants to hear that.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/01/09

    @notthequarterback:


    Yes. Yes it is.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/01/09

    @notthequarterback: Sweet- can you let me know if my other Chuck Taylor is under there? I can't find it anywhere.
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    04/01/09

    @J-No:


    He sketched it.

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    04/01/09

    @Katni: No but you left your handcuffs under here.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/01/09

    @notthequarterback: Hye we had a decent night finally!
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    04/01/09

    @J-No: About damn time. I'm ready for Opening Day already, dammit.
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    04/01/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: He did ask me to come over and see his etchings. Or something like that.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/01/09

    @J-No:


    Is it worth a trip to South Bend?

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    04/01/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: I don't think Charlie Weis can see his cock to send out a cock pic.
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    04/01/09

    @notthequarterback: I took Monday off to watch baseball and Tuesday to be my Sunday. I am watching with the egg maker. He is also trying to turn me to the dark side.


    @FirstDerivative: JFC, that is the worst thing I have ever heard.

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    04/02/09

    @J-No: The Egg Maker; and thus a new DUAN meme is born.
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    04/02/09

    @J-No: Dark side = Sox fan?
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    04/02/09

    @J-No: I also in general love breakfast food. However, I went to a breakfast meeting this morning at IHOP and I was literally appalled at their menu.


    THEIR FUCKING OMELETS ARE MADE WITH PANCAKE BATTER. Their healthiest omelet (spinach, tomato, and mushroom) comes swimming in FUCKING HOLLANDAISE SAUCE. And all of them come with three pancakes.


    THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT, AMERICA (not why I'm fat. I'm fat because I drink too much and eat food after the bars. Big difference.)


    For the record, I got the healthy omelet sans hollandaise and with whole-grain toast instead of pancakes. I feel like Jack fucking LaLaine today.

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    04/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: So there you go. See how easy they are to come up with.


    @notthequarterback: Yep, because he is one of them. And I am not going to lie, after last October I am pissed enough to do it.


    @UkraineNotWeak: I had a guy tonight talking about the eggs he was going to make me. Did I want to come over for some eggs? Implied, tomorrow. But I chickened out. I adore him and have been friends with him for a long time. He is my +1 at many events. He rocks. I am chicken because in a lot of ways he reminds me of my ex. And I think this could just lead to a mess.

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    04/02/09

    @Pete Gaines: When I used to drive a Firebird I'd have to lean the seat back and undo my belt to drive home.


    I still can't believe IHOP sends out 3 pancakes as a side to an omelet that's as big as Mark McGwire's forearm.

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    04/02/09

    @Business_Socks: Used to come with a side of grits too back in the day.
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    04/02/09

    @J-No: Could be worse, he could have offered to make you bangers and mash.
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    04/02/09

    @Pete Gaines: Their pancakes are delicious but serve as a whole meal themselves.
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    04/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: He is Irish. And has a great Irish name. Which I will not reveal here since too many of you are on my facebook.


    @This.Is.Malcolm: What do you want to know?

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    04/02/09

    @J-No: Well Bangers and Mash are also big in Dublin; but I know what you mean.
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    04/02/09

    @J-No: Exactly. Look, I understand throwing in a biscuit or hashbrowns or even a pancake as a side, but an entire order of pancakes, on top of a 3-egg omelet fortified with pancake batter and more cheese than you can shake a stick at?


    Is IHOP owned by the Chinese or something, or someone who is working to take down this country?

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    04/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Yes, they are.


    @This.Is.Malcolm: What is the situation? Maybe we can give you some insight. Overall we have crazy thoughts that run through our heads, so you just have to accept that for what it is.

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    04/02/09

    @Pete Gaines: They are trying to make us too sleepy to work. Conspiracy!
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    04/02/09

    @J-No: FUCKING NIBBLES.


    Girl I met Friday. Went back to her place. Made out for a long time. Smoked up. Drank. Not drunk though. She wanted to go hiking with me next Sat. She talked about doing more things in the future. Was very into me. Lives a block from me, so it's not like she could avoid me and knowingly try it (then again it was the first time I saw her).


    She said she'd call Saturday after work to hang out. She didn't. I called her, no answer. Texted her Sunday just to see if she had plans. Nothing.


    She texted back Monday saying she was sick the last two days. That was confirmed by a friend later. She said in the text "we will catch up."


    She hasn't been in touch with me since. Now I know it's Weds. and I'm slightly being Mikey in Swingers here, but this girl was actually into me. Like really.


    Yesterday I saw her friend, and we spoke about her. Friend says she doesn't know what she wants. "Been breaking hearts for months now. Tearing things up."


    So why the fuck would you sweet talk a guy so badly? Only when you're making out with him? I don't even do that to girls.

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    04/02/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: Something really seems off here. Sometimes I will say yes to things and then get nervous baout how did I get myself into this later. Especially if I have been drinking. My advice. Follow up in a few days or so and then let it go if she does not respond. You are a guy, you can go out anytime you want.
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    04/01/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    Anybody wanna put a caption on this?
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    04/01/09

    @Business_Socks: "Dr. Scholls' introduces controversial new homeopathic remedy for common foot ailments."
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    04/01/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    In this week's edition of Albums I Like That People Usually Shit On - "Sparkle and Fade" by Everclear. Go ahead, snark away. I still enjoy it.
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    04/01/09

    @Business_Socks: I've always been a big Everclear fan, so I have no room to talk.


    Sparkle and Fade is a really good album, i still listen to it

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    04/01/09

    @Business_Socks: You make me feel like a whore.


    Oh, and that's one of the first bands I ever saw live as well. Good album. I'm with you on this one.

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    04/01/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    Sporcle has a NBA JAMS quiz on the front page right now. I'd link it but that'd require effort.
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    04/01/09

    @Business_Socks: thank you for that. the fuck is mike iuzzolino?


    i hope they have a NBA Jam T.E. quiz soon

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    04/01/09

    @JohnnyDakotaStateU: Mike Iuzzolino is fucking deadly from 3 point range, according to NBA Jam. Seriously, there's never been a bigger disparity between a video game and real player in history.
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    04/01/09

    @Pete Gaines:


    Bart Kofoed. Tecmo Basketball. He was unstoppable. I think the programmers did it for shits and giggles.

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    04/01/09

    @Stoned Lightning: goddamn if I don't remember seeing Bart Koefoed as a member of the Memphis Rockers of the World Basketball League.
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    04/01/09

    In reply to Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights
    We're reaching the latter stages of the third half, and I really recommend you tune in. This is quality stuff.
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    04/01/09

    @Token_Tennis_Fan: I'm getting ready to scream at some comcast lackey in Bangalore because I don't have the tennis channel or any other sports channel that I'm supposed to have after moving last week.
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