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    Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    "He'd start snorting like a bull," the trainer said. "That's when he was ready to pitch."

    And after you beat him, you'd have to fight Don Flamenco again.
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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    Maybe Piazza calling him gay incited the bat throwing thing.
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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    The old men at my gym do the same thing- while reading Business Week.
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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    It puts the liniment on the testicles or it gets pelted with vegetables.
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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    Then there's this little trick, which gave The Rocket the additional competitive edge he needed which people in the know gave the cute little nickname: "A liter of designer steroids"


    Hah, what a clever little trick.

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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    Clemens has issued a statement declaring that it wasn't his testicles the liniment was applied to, but rather his wife's.
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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    I would imagine that does not fall under the trainers normal job description. Did he give the guy a tip, end of year bonus, Christmas gift or does Roger just assume people are delighted to rub stuff on his junk?
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    01/29/09

    @sir_pantsalot: "other duties as assigned" That shit will get you everytime. HR motherfuckers.


    /going to rub liniment on bosses testicles

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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    I'm just surprised that given the steroid use there were he had testicles large enough to rub down with anything more than a pinky finger.
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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    Have some sack, Donahue.
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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    1 - Isn't it old news that Clemens would rub Icy Hot on his nutsack?


    2 - I am still not sure how he wasn't the frontrunner for SHOTY 2008.

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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    "He'd start snorting like a Bull," the trainer said.


    It can't be Rodman -- he was into much freakier shit. My money's on Kukoc...

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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    Ten Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles.


    The best use of Revenge of the Nerds-style shenanagans since A-Rod hid those cameras in the visitor's locker room.

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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles.


    In fairness, Matthew Broderick did the same thing to Nathan Lane before every performance of The Producers.

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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    "the hottest possible liniment?"


    I wanna dip my balls in it!

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    01/29/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: +1 plate of babaganoosh
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    01/29/09

    In reply to Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
    On that note I think I'll get back to work now.
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