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    Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
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    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    whining? check

    self-aggrandizement? check

    cancer patient bashing? check


    yep, all in all, I'd say the verdict is: asshole.

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    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    Roger Ebert can kiss my ass


    As a matter of fact, he can lick it. Yeah, Rog, work it in there nice and deep.

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    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    What has two thumbs and thinks Roger Ebert can kiss his ass?
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    Image of Leo Ellis Leo Ellis
    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    I am 26 and have been a sports fan all my life. I cannot figure out why anyone would care what this guy thinks about anything. I looked him up on wikipedia and found nothing. Why does anyone care what Jay fucking Mariottti says or does? He seems pretty irrelevant.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/22/09

    @Leo Ellis:


    I looked him up on wikipedia and found nothing


    That's some quality investigative journalism there, Lou.

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    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    Ebert didn't believe Mariotti's story about seeing a homeless Chinese man with a red ribbon tied around his wrist being pulled into a gray van.
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    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    Did you see the pin they gave him for donating all that blood?
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    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    No one gave more blood to that place than I did


    Of course he was knowingly infected with the rare Human Imbicile Virus so it's hard to give him any credit.

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    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    Mariotti would also like Steve Jobs and Patrick Swayze to lick his balls.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    The place is dead.


    First declines in subscriptions and distribution and now zombie problems? Man. Newspapers really do have it rough.

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    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    I miss the old bemulleted Mariotti pic.
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    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    Roger Ebert on a morphine drip is more lucid and comprensible then Jay Mariotti.
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    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    Ebert can kiss Mariotti's ass, and given his current physical location, Gene Siskel can kiss his career.
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    01/22/09

    @ClintonPortishead: But not really. You know, because Mariotti just got hired.
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    01/22/09

    @Agent Michael Scarn: AOL sports? I stand by my original derision.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    Vincent Gallo is a huge Mariotti fan.
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    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    Oh yeah?! Well the jerk store called..
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/22/09

    In reply to Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
    No one gave more blood to that place than I did


    I guess being extremely lightheaded all the time might explain some of Mariotti's horrible bullshit.

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