Alabama Man Arrested At Alleged Drug Den: "I'm Innocent. Roll Tide."

Yesterday, a local news crew from Birmingham, Alabama, accompanied police officers on a drug raid. The raid ended with many Alabama dudes, handcuffed and shirtless, being badgered by a reporter outside of their suspected drug den. One of these wonderful Alabama men seized the opportunity to make his college football… » 5/22/14 11:59am 5/22/14 11:59am

Angry Alabama Fan Drops The Best Burn On Colin Cowherd

Paul Finebaum welcomed ESPN radio personality and rat-faced gasbag Colin Cowherd onto his radio show yesterday, and the two did some chatting about Auburn's stunning win over Alabama in the Iron Bowl. Cowherd apparently had some not-nice things to say about Alabama during his segment. Big mistake, Colin! » 12/19/13 11:31am 12/19/13 11:31am

'Bama Synagogue Issues "No Spoilers" Warning For Yom Kippur SEC Games

Bad news for Jewish college football fans in Alabama: next week's Auburn-Mississippi St. and Alabama-Texas A&M games fall smack-dab in the middle of Yom Kippur. That means fans will be tied up with prayer services while the Tide try to avenge last year's loss to Johnny Football's Aggies and the Tigers try to knock off… » 9/05/13 1:25pm 9/05/13 1:25pm

Tree-Poisoner Harvey Updyke Will Spend Six Months In Jail And Five…

Harvey Updyke, the Alabama football fan that, in 2010, poisoned two oak trees that figure prominently in Auburn athletic traditions, and then essentially confessed to the act (a Class-C felony in Alabama) unbidden on Paul Finebaum's radio show, accepted a plea deal on Friday. While Updyke will get credit for time… » 3/23/13 11:40am 3/23/13 11:40am