Dad Removes Son's Tooth With A Golf Ball And Some String

We've got a few dads on staff, and so I asked them if this video, in which a dad whacks the hell out of a golf ball that is attached to a string tied around his son's loose tooth, is an example of good or bad dadding. » 12/31/14 12:03pm 12/31/14 12:03pm

Brawl Between Auburn And Alabama Fans Ends With Guy Pulling A Gun

You can't really make out a whole lot in this video of a fight between Auburn and Alabama fans, save for the typical shirtlessness and hollerin', but if you pay real close attention you can see, as the YouTube description states, a dude popping out of the car at the 30-second mark and brandishing what appears to be… » 12/02/14 2:24pm 12/02/14 2:24pm

Angry Alabama Fan Is Back With More Burns For Colin Cowherd

The last time we heard from Phyllis, she was smarting from Alabama's Iron Bowl loss to Auburn, and called into Paul Finebaum's radio show to let off some steam by calling Colin Cowherd mean names, like "Cow-Turd." Alabama lost last weekend, and Cowherd once again drew Phyllis's ire with his comments about the game,… » 10/07/14 11:21am 10/07/14 11:21am

Nick Saban's Press Conference Enlivened By Off-Camera Snoring

Even on a day completely bereft of sports, I can't really think of anything that would have me less enthused than SEC Media Days. So I really feel this dude who can be heard snoring (Or just breathing really heavily? I sincerely hope not.) while Nick Saban drones on about whatever the fuck. » 7/17/14 4:54pm 7/17/14 4:54pm

Alabama Man Arrested At Alleged Drug Den: "I'm Innocent. Roll Tide."

Yesterday, a local news crew from Birmingham, Alabama, accompanied police officers on a drug raid. The raid ended with many Alabama dudes, handcuffed and shirtless, being badgered by a reporter outside of their suspected drug den. One of these wonderful Alabama men seized the opportunity to make his college football… » 5/22/14 11:59am 5/22/14 11:59am

"I'd Do It Again If I Had To": Bama Mom Speaks

We've heard Michael Connolly's version of the events that lead to Bama Mom leaping onto a group of Oklahoma fans and into our hearts, but now we finally have Bama Mom's side. Most importantly, she wants to apologize to Nick Saban. » 1/04/14 10:55am 1/04/14 10:55am

Flying Bama Mom Attacked OU Fan In Front Of Her Kids

The video of a female Alabama fan attacking an Oklahoma dude at the Sugar Bowl was enjoyable enough without context. But, for those who want it, the Oklahoma bro who was attacked shared some details. » 1/03/14 5:04pm 1/03/14 5:04pm

Female Alabama Fan Ambushes Oklahoma Bro At Sugar Bowl

At first, it seems like a mere verbal confrontation between the Bama woman—who looks like a pleasant mom—and the Oklahoma fan in the white polo. It gets so much better, though. » 1/03/14 1:13pm 1/03/14 1:13pm

A List Of Baby Names Better Than "Krimson Tyde"

A couple in Alabama named their newborn boy "Krimson Tyde." In case you couldn't figure it out from their kid's name, they're big Bama fans. » 12/30/13 12:54pm 12/30/13 12:54pm

Angry Alabama Fan Drops The Best Burn On Colin Cowherd

Paul Finebaum welcomed ESPN radio personality and rat-faced gasbag Colin Cowherd onto his radio show yesterday, and the two did some chatting about Auburn's stunning win over Alabama in the Iron Bowl. Cowherd apparently had some not-nice things to say about Alabama during his segment. Big mistake, Colin! » 12/19/13 11:31am 12/19/13 11:31am

Poor Mark Ingram Had To Wear Auburn Gear Yesterday

Saints running back Mark Ingram played college ball at Alabama, a team which you may remember losing the Iron Bowl in spectacular fashion to Auburn last week. It looks like Ingram made some kind of bet on the game with one of his teammates, because he showed up to practice yesterday decked out in Auburn gear. » 12/06/13 1:25pm 12/06/13 1:25pm

'Bama Fan Doesn't Tip Waiter For Being An Auburn Fan

If you happen to find out who this jerk-ass non-tipper is, you are hereby ordered to yell "U Mad?????" right in his face, many times over. » 12/03/13 11:44am 12/03/13 11:44am

Teacher Accused Of Being High On Heroin In Class: "Roll Tide"

A Pittsburgh-area high school teacher who police say confessed to arriving at school high on heroin and passing out in class had only two words for comment-seeking media members today: "Roll Tide." » 10/31/13 10:02pm 10/31/13 10:02pm

This 9/11, Bama Wants You To Make Your Profile Pic Bear Bryant's Hat

If you, like many Americans, can only express emotions through useless social media gestures, why not join thousands across the nation in honoring this sacred day by changing your Facebook photo to Bear Bryant's houndstooth fedora? » 9/11/13 10:00am 9/11/13 10:00am

'Bama Synagogue Issues "No Spoilers" Warning For Yom Kippur SEC Games

Bad news for Jewish college football fans in Alabama: next week's Auburn-Mississippi St. and Alabama-Texas A&M games fall smack-dab in the middle of Yom Kippur. That means fans will be tied up with prayer services while the Tide try to avenge last year's loss to Johnny Football's Aggies and the Tigers try to knock… » 9/05/13 1:25pm 9/05/13 1:25pm