Poor Mark Ingram Had To Wear Auburn Gear Yesterday

Saints running back Mark Ingram played college ball at Alabama, a team which you may remember losing the Iron Bowl in spectacular fashion to Auburn last week. It looks like Ingram made some kind of bet on the game with one of his teammates, because he showed up to practice yesterday decked out in Auburn gear. » 12/06/13 1:25pm 12/06/13 1:25pm

'Bama Synagogue Issues "No Spoilers" Warning For Yom Kippur SEC Games

Bad news for Jewish college football fans in Alabama: next week's Auburn-Mississippi St. and Alabama-Texas A&M games fall smack-dab in the middle of Yom Kippur. That means fans will be tied up with prayer services while the Tide try to avenge last year's loss to Johnny Football's Aggies and the Tigers try to knock off… » 9/05/13 1:25pm 9/05/13 1:25pm

Tree-Poisoner Harvey Updyke Will Spend Six Months In Jail And Five…

Harvey Updyke, the Alabama football fan that, in 2010, poisoned two oak trees that figure prominently in Auburn athletic traditions, and then essentially confessed to the act (a Class-C felony in Alabama) unbidden on Paul Finebaum's radio show, accepted a plea deal on Friday. While Updyke will get credit for time… » 3/23/13 11:40am 3/23/13 11:40am

Spring Breakers Arrested On Camera For Being Spring Breakers: "Roll…

This just might might be the most unintentionally hilarious important newscast of the year. It was the top story this morning on WJHG, the NBC affiliate in Panama City, Fla., and it's easy to see why: The arrest of "dozens" of people for the dastardly crimes of being young underage drinking and having someone willing to… » 3/12/13 7:25pm 3/12/13 7:25pm

Alabama's Justice System Entirely Revolves Around Alabama Football

The Birmingham News reports that an Alabama civil court trial, set to begin on Jan. 7 (also and far more widely known as the day of the BCS championship game between Alabama and Notre Dame) has been postponed because one of the lawyers really, really likes Alabama football. An Alabama football fan in Alabama? No way. » 12/29/12 1:35pm 12/29/12 1:35pm