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    Joe Buck Will Slay You

    Enjoy The Halftime Show, Folks
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/12/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    Evening DUAN! Anybody have any good ideas on how to get back at a cheating spouse?


    /not kidding

    /wants to throw a forklift


    oh and /dick joke

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/12/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: I've always thought that the best revenge is living well. And rubbing it in their face.


    I'm sorry.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    Nick Anderson would have made at least 1 of 2 there.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    What is going on, Lakers? I thought you were set to destroy Redick's hopes and dreams.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    Yankees Live Blog: Damon picks the ball up and throws it into the infield..........


    ................


    ...............


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    ...............

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    DUAN should be sponsored by Big Ten Basketball. That's Big Ten Basketball, slow enough for your grandmother to watch.
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    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
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    06/11/09

    @Michael Dukakis is loving David Wright: I just want to say that I am a Yankee fan who could give a shit about the Mets, and, most nights, will pull for them. All that being said, this picture cracks me up every single time I see it.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    06/11/09

    @Michael Dukakis the cautiously optimistic Mets fan: You need to lower your expectations. Expect to lose. Be happy if it's less than 5 runs. Or if Luis Castillo gets injured.
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    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    Pedroia is small and such a fighter!
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    Image of Fatty_B Fatty_B
    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    Pitchers with Style.
    The Bird Fidrych, Gossage, Catfish Hunter, Tiant, The Mad Hungarian, Dontrelle Willis. Let's see who else...
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/11/09

    @Fatty_B: Bill "Spaceman" Lee, Rollie Fingers, Jack Morris
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    Image of FatNakedMoleRat FatNakedMoleRat
    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    I cannot express properly how much I hate Manny DelCarmen. Every time he pitches I know that it's going to go to crap, and of course it does. Argh. I miss El Guapo.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/11/09

    @FatNakedMoleRat: at least comes through in the time honored tradition of "Players on the Red Sox roster having the most retarded facial hair ever"
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    Image of WhatWouldTebowDo? WhatWouldTebowDo?
    06/11/09

    @FatNakedMoleRat: A-Rod just did something productive in the 8th inning against the Red Sox. Did I just wake up from a stroke or something?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/11/09

    @What Would Tim Tebow Do?: or possibly from a talk radio/print media induced lobotomy.
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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    I don't watch the NBA that often, so I am wondering...is every emotional outburst treated to a technical foul in response like that?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    06/11/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: Bouncing/kicking/hurling the ball in anger is strictly verboten. Technical every time.
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    Image of Old Brian and New Brian Old Brian and New Brian
    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    I don't why everyone's so down on the show. I've heard that Buck has an 8 minute knock knock joke set that kills.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/11/09

    @Old Brian and New Brian:


    Knock knock!


    Who's there?


    Ben.


    Ben who?


    Been drinking, HBO executives?

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    Why didn't somebody warn Joe Buck not to touch the Ark of the Covenant?


    Also, has there ever been a Canadian DPP?

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    Image of Jay Cutler's Insulin Jay Cutler's Insulin
    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    I hated "The Hangover"...why am I the only one?
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    Image of Fogg Fogg
    06/11/09

    @Jay Cutler's Insulin:


    Because you're Joe Buck?


    I went in with low expectations and liked it quite a bit.

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    Image of Donnie_Iris Donnie_Iris
    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    It is at times like this that I wished I lived closer to New York City. That way when I'm not interested in attending stuff like the Joe Buck taping, it's because I'm too hip for the room and not just too far away.


    However, missing out on free Corona does sting a little.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/11/09

    @Donnie_Iris: It's OK. It's the time of year when the city starts to smell, and I start wondering if it's worth taking the California bar if I can get a transfer to our San Francisco office.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/11/09

    In reply to Joe Buck Will Slay You
    I'm watching this show "Sports Science", and the experiment they're doing is finding out if sex before a boxing match actually affects performance. They had this female boxer do all these tests, and then they sent her and husband to a hotel room. The host was all "Remember, you must achieve an orgasm for the results to be valid"


    Creepy.

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @Karlifornia: At least they didn't send a video camera up her cervix. I'm still scarred from 6th grade sex ed.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    06/11/09

    @Karlifornia: No pressure or anything!
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/11/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I never got the pleasure of taking a sex ed class. Thanks, private school! I mostly learned about sex through watching the scrambled Adam & Eve channel!


    @Katni: Yeah, seriously. How romantic.

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @Karlifornia: Yeah, public school was great. We even got the uhm, privilege? pleasure? something? to watch a video of Sinbad dressed as a condom:

    _embedded

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/11/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: hahahaha I actually laughed out loud.


    Sadly, that performance was better than the on in "First Kid"

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @Karlifornia: Oh hey guess what. If all goes well, UK will be playing Stanford in Cancun in November.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/11/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: No way. Did somebody say "ultimate road trip"?
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    Image of meefer meefer
    06/11/09

    @Karlifornia: Well if she's anything like the girls I know she'll just lie and say she did anyways. Harlot!
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @Karlifornia: Seriously. What an excellent excuse to go to Mexico and enjoy the regional delicacies, such as tequila.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/11/09

    @meefer: It's ok meefer. Just as long as you get yours, right?


    @Ailanthus-altissima: mmmm Tequila, tacos, beaches, college hoops. My god. Is this Mexico or Xanadu?

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @Karlifornia: 100% pure Xanadu, provided avocado is to be found. Would you paint a giant tree on your torso, you know, to show your team spirit?


    @Fatty_B: I'm guessing you didn't have to do skits...those were the worst.

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