How To Deal With Valentine's Day, No Matter Who You Are

This year, Valentine's Day falls on a Saturday (FYI: It's tomorrow), making it awfully convenient for those of you planning a romantic weekend getaway and a three-day headache for the rest of us. Let's face it: This holiday isn't the greatest no matter your relationship status. (The media/retail onslaught of… » 2/13/15 3:52pm 2/13/15 3:52pm

And Now, Your Worst Failed Romantic Gestures

Back in eighth grade, I fell in love with a girl who didn't want anything to do with me, and the lovesickness got so bad that I played up the friend angle and called her every night, hoping and praying she would change her mind and want to hook up with me (NOPE). Anyway, I've told this story before, but one night… » 1/20/15 11:20am 1/20/15 11:20am

Engagement Chicken: A History of Romantic Culinary Bullshit

We're just six weeks short of Thanksgiving, which means two things: First, if your Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Year plans involve air travel, book your ticket now or suffer the financial consequences. Secondly, if you're looking to get hitched over the holidays and believe in magic, it might be time to bust out the… » 10/15/14 1:33pm 10/15/14 1:33pm

Couple Making Out At LSU Game Take Tumble Down The Bleachers

These two didn't care about LSU football. Hell, they were so into each other that they didn't even care about gravity. But gravity won. » 9/14/14 10:58pm 9/14/14 10:58pm

What Louie's Fat-Girls Tirade Got Wrong About The Dudes Who Love Them

As you are probably aware by now, "BBW" means "big beautiful woman." I know: patronizing, annoying to say out loud (bee-bee-dubbleyew), sometimes confused with Bath and Body Works. But nonetheless, this is the three-letter PIN that you would Google (or Craigslist, or OKCupid) in order to find a fat woman. Why would… » 5/13/14 6:16pm 5/13/14 6:16pm

Photoshop Contest: Tiger Woods And Lindsey Vonn

Have you calmed down yet? Have you had time to collect yourself and regain your bearings after learning that Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are indeed Facebook official? Good, because now it's time to mercilessly mock the happy couple with your Photoshop skills. » 3/18/13 5:20pm 3/18/13 5:20pm

Ladies, J.R. Smith's Twitter Come-On Will Have You Sopping Wet [UPDATE:…

Last month, as the Knicks were in Philadelphia to play the Sixers, J.R. Smith was up to his old tricks. J.R.'s got something of a history with Twitter, and women, (and asses), so it's not like the young lady who chatted him up via direct message couldn't have known what she was getting into. Still, this is spectacular: » 2/21/13 5:50pm 2/21/13 5:50pm

Poorly Worded Islanders Ad Seems To Want You To Hit Your Ladyfriend

Matt, who sent this along, wonders if the Isles "are trying to promote spousal abuse or just good old-fashioned rough sex?" Either would be less odious than spending Valentine's Day at Nassau Coliseum, or Dave & Buster's, for that matter. » 2/01/11 1:30pm 2/01/11 1:30pm

Midshipman, Indeed: Navy Player Sees Your Greg Oden-Grinding-On-A-Lady…

The man getting his friction on in the above picture, a la Oden, is former Navy Midshipmen cornerback Lord Cole. At least I think it is. The only pictures I can find of him are a little blurry or inconclusive. » 7/15/10 7:30pm 7/15/10 7:30pm

The Rickey Henderson Lovebirds Explain Themselves

Remember when you all made your jokey jokes at the expense of the couple, united by the majesty that is Rickey, who flew to Cooperstown for his induction? Well, they read Deadspin. Don't you feel bad now? » 8/02/09 4:30pm 8/02/09 4:30pm

Jay Glazer Is Doing Just Fine

Jay Glazer, reporter for Fox NFL Sunday and the host "Pride Fighting Championships," is getting married tonight. Wedding announcements aren't usually Deadspin's thing, but the news here isn't that Glazer's getting married, it's that he's marrying so far out of his league. » 6/25/06 8:13pm 6/25/06 8:13pm