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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    When reached for comment, a spokesperson for Gatorade muttered "Are you fucking kidding me?" before declaring that the company would not comment any further on the issue.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    "I didn't think it was a big deal, I mean I always see Vlad Radmanovic chugging vodka out of Aquafina bottles."
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    Funny, I'd always pegged him as a girl drink drunk.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    Worst dog fighter ever. I mean, the one on the right has potential, but that poodle mutt thing will just get destroyed.
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    Image of EsotericPopCulturePun EsotericPopCulturePun
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    i don't understand why you would pay for booze when people could throw beer at you.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
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    Edited by ScientificMapp at 12/02/09 2:51 PM ScientificMapp was starred ScientificMapp was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/02/09

    @ScientificMapp: Never mind, that was a stupid joke. Good thing nobody noticed.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/02/09

    @ScientificMapp: -1.

    I assume.

    JK!
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    Edited by Chris Hanson's Axe at 12/02/09 3:02 PM Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    I love that ESPN.com helpfully explains, Hennessy is a French cognac.

    I also have never seen it anywhere but a liquor store, so...
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    There he goes, one of God's own creatures. Too weird to live, too rare to die.

    I love you, Ron Artest. You fucking wackjob.
     Reply
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    "It wasn't my fault. … I don't see anything I could have done different. The only thing I could have done was have God pause time so I could have said, 'Oh, look, you're about to run in some stands, so stop.'"

    Heathens have their own version of that, they call it "considering the consequences of my actions."
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    I'd just walk to the liquor store (near the stadium) and get it."

    Well, at least he was smart enough to go to a liquor store near the stadium, otherwise he would have been walking so long he might have missed some game time.
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    No. no. no - this is all just a big misunderstanding. Ron was trying to say that he would sneak away from halftime meetings to catch up on back episodes of Crossing Jordan.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    So, does this behavior explain everything about Artest? Or does everything about Artest explain this behavior? This man is like a Zen koan. A really stupid Zen koan.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    "Liquor? But I don't even know her!"

    And?
    - Kobe Bryant
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    So he would occasionally stop playing basketball to drink? I guess that makes him the inverse Vin Baker.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/02/09

    @ClintonPortishead: ...and Roy Tarpley.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/02/09

    @AzureTexan: ... and Shawn Kemp.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/02/09

    @DennyCrane: I think we've got ourselves a pretty good team b-ball team here, provided we don't start the games too early in the morning.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/02/09

    In reply to Ron Artest And Alcohol At Halftime: Mix Accordingly
    My guess is that the Singapore Sling, with its one part Cointreau and two parts grenadine, etc., proved a bit too time-consuming for halftime tippling.
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