I call bullshit, no one can masturbate in one second. That's fucking impossible you fucking liar. I hope your pants catch on fire and burn your god damn balls off.
@ClueHeywood: Hang on. I wrote an open letter to Entenmann's asking for more of the donuts with the little cinnamon sugar balls in their donut sampler box. This may make me fat, pathetic and lonely, but I don't think I'm a prick.
@HockeyMountain:
When engaging with Ron Artest,
Keep your cards close to your vest.
Never insult him,
Don't try to corrupt him,
Or there'll be a table leg through your chest.
11/14/09
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-Drew
10/07/09
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10/07/09
If it starts raining every day and everyone's breast implants simultaneously explode it is your fucking fault, sir.
10/07/09
It's times like this Norman Chad wishes he hadn't sold his computer to pay his alimony bills.
10/07/09
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10/07/09
I will never change
No law when it comes to me.
So please, Suck a cock.
10/07/09
When engaging with Ron Artest,
Keep your cards close to your vest.
Never insult him,
Don't try to corrupt him,
Or there'll be a table leg through your chest.
10/07/09
10/07/09
10/07/09
09/09/09
*or possibly, out.
**double murder is hilarious.
09/09/09