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Ron Artest's Lunacy Knows No Bounds

The life of an NBA entourage member is a hard one. Even though it may offer an otherwise unemployable sect of society the opportunity to live an exciting, fulfilling life vicariously through a pampered professional athlete, there is legitimate "work" to be done in order to maintain a prime spot in the posse pecking order. More »

5:30 PM on Mon Apr 14 2008
By DAULERIO
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i'm back from the snack bar. what'd i miss?

It's Still Not As Dangerous As A Typical Eagles Game

Please bear with me if you've seen this before; any time I see something this large and angry go into the stands that isn't Ron Artest, I must post it. Three things of note here: 1. Love the three guys sitting under the little overhang in the middle there, safe from harm in the stadium's finest luxury box. 2. Insult a squirrel, and PETA will sue you back to the Stone Age. Throw spears at bulls in a ring until they die? Nothin'. 3. As seen following the jump, at least five people in the crowd refuse to drop their beers, even though an enraged bull is inches away, about to gore them. Party on, Enrique. More photos: More »

5:30 PM on Mon Mar 24 2008
By rickchand
7,642 views, 40 comments

Latest by Senators Lost Cojones: Grandma, you just got teabagged by 800 pounds of rump roast! Waddya gonna do now?? more »

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Artest And Jackson Already Suspended For Next Season

This is an interesting way to end the blogging day: Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson were just suspended by the NBA for the first seven games of next season. Yes, you read that correctly: next season. More »

5:21 PM on Sat Jul 14 2007
By skeets
9,376 views, 658 comments

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Meet Ron Artest's Fat Brother

As some of you might have heard, Ron Artest's little brother is trying to make it in the NBA. He's got a few strikes against him. First, he's Ron Artest's brother. Second, he weighs about 300 pounds. Third, he weighs about 300 pounds and thinks his jump shot's gonna get him to the League. More »

1:05 PM on Wed Jul 11 2007
By Leitch
8,340 views, 56 comments

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Fun With Ron Artest 911 Calls

If you're the type of person who loves to listen to semi-panicked, mostly confused 911 calls from the wives of professional athletes, boy, are you ever in for a treat this morning. More »

11:45 AM on Wed Mar 7 2007
By Leitch
2,134 views, 46 comments

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Ron Artest Might Have Sneaked In Some Early-Morning Spousal Battery

You know, you think you know a guy ... More »

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The Back Of Ron Artest's Head Is A Canvas

With the NBA's trading deadline passed, Ron Artest finally felt it was safe to have his love for the Kings proclaimed boldly on the back of his head. He debuted the new look in last night's win over the Lakers. More »

2:45 PM on Sat Mar 3 2007
By mjdeadspin
1,397 views, 20 comments

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Ron Artest Now 53 Percent More Crazy

We understand that the mohawk is making a comeback — we guess — but now that Ron Artest has one, well, we're not really sure how to handle it. Some have said he looks like Mr. T, but, frankly, in this light, we think Grace Jones is the best parallel. And, in the grand scheme of things, that kind of makes sense. Yikes. More »

2:30 PM on Mon Jan 22 2007
By Leitch
500 views, 99 comments

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Five Little Words That Started It All

As every schoolchild knows by heart, Nov. 19, 2004 was the date of the Malice in the Palace NBA brawl between the Detroit Pistons and Indiana Pacers. That of course is the fight in which the Pacers' Ron Artest went into the stands to tangle with fans, one of whom he thought had thrown a beverage at him. But there's more to this story. Only now as the two-year anniversary of the fight approaches, are we learning the telling details of that fateful night. More »

10:00 AM on Fri Nov 17 2006
By rickchand
3,645 views, 89 comments

Latest by drjayphd: I can't help but, notice, Ron-Ron -- your balls are a little misshapen. more »

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Welcome, At Last, To Ron Artest's World

You might have missed it with all the business of watching parades of sexy nurses/witches/superheroes/hockey players pass by, but on Halloween, the new album from Ron Artest "dropped," as they say. It's called "My World," and it is apparently not inspired by the weird song Axl Rose put on the end of "Use Your Illusion I" without telling Izzy Stradlin, ultimately causing him to quit the band and just screw everything up. (Side note: A friend of ours is seeing Guns 'N' Roses in concert on Sunday; we remain far from convinced the show will actually happen.) More »

2:00 PM on Thu Nov 2 2006
By Leitch
460 views, 57 comments

Latest by panoptican: "You're not going crazy Arthur, you're going sane in a crazy world!" -The Tick more »

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Ron Artest Gets His Illini On, Tru Warrior Warier Style

So here's something that took us back a bit: Sacramento Kings guard/forward/madman Ron Artest is apparently on tour right now to support his modestly titled album "My World" — TRU WARIER! — and he's clearly playing the most amped up, crazy venues. More »

5:00 PM on Wed Sep 20 2006
By Leitch
140 views, 46 comments

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Ron Artest Talks With Kids: Can World Peace Be Far Behind?

From the looks of things, it's only a matter of time before Ron Artest is asked to appear on Sesame Street. We're a wee bit late on this, but fortunately TrueHoop was paying close attention to Artest's first day of mandatory community service yesterday, which was part of his punishment for the 2004 Auburn Hills Brawl with the Pistons while he was a member of the Pacers. At a panel on black empowerment at the Judge Mathis Community Center in Detroit, Artest was, um, not exactly contrite. "Someone started trouble and I ended it," Artest told about 50 children. "I would always encourage you to protect yourself but in certain situations, if you can avoid them, avoid them." NeedForSheed has video of the event, in which Artest also said that he has "made some mistakes in life, like selling cocaine at the age of 13." (We were detassling corn). More »

12:15 PM on Thu Aug 17 2006
By rickchand
240 views, 86 comments

Latest by NoUseForAName: The true midewestern always walked beans instead detassiling corn. Bunch of Clones! more »

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Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

Temporarily sane Sacramento forward Ron Artest gave an interview to the Sacramento Bee over the weekend that covered his future with the team, his dogs and Donald Trump. But the most frightening section came from when Artest was asked about whether or not Bonzi Wells will return to the team next year. More »

12:45 PM on Mon Jul 10 2006
By Leitch
149 views, 21 comments

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• These guys probably like the Winter Olympics more than you do: They went to the trouble of creating a fantasy league. More »

6:29 PM on Sun Feb 12 2006
By mjdeadspin
85 views, 4 comments

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They Do Ron-Ron, Yeah, They Do Ron-Ron

This picture, from the outstanding Sacramento Kings blog Sactown Royalty, made us laugh and got us all excited about Ron Artest debut tonight, as the Kings travel to Boston. More »

3:40 PM on Fri Jan 27 2006
By Leitch
58 views, 2 comments

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Ron Artest, Spreading the Love

The world is a happy, shiny place today — at least if you're a basketball fan in Indiana or Sacramento. And it's all due to Ron Artest. Who would have thought that the former Pacers malcontent would be responsible for spreading so much joy? That's our Ron. Just think of him as a large, irritable cupid, who sometimes punches people. More »

9:30 AM on Thu Jan 26 2006
By Leitch
271 views, 7 comments

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Hello, Sacramento!

ESPN/HBO/NBC/Basement Somewhere In New Jersey's Jim Gray has come up for air enough to report that Ron Artest has accepted the trade to the Sacramento Kings. We wish the city of Sacramento all kinds of luck; have fun, you crazy kids. There has to be some sort of Schwarzenegger angle here, doesn't there? More »

3:12 PM on Wed Jan 25 2006
By Leitch
133 views, 9 comments

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Go Sell Crazy Someplace Else

We say this with trepidation, because we've always kind of suspected, deep down, the guy was more complex than people thought, but it's time to part the cards on the table here: It's possible Ron Artest is just a dick. More »

10:00 AM on Wed Jan 25 2006
By Leitch
162 views, 12 comments

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