Ron Mexico Cigars — Somehow Making 50-Cent Cigars Less Classy

Someone in the Dominican Republic knows what they're doing, judging by that Heisman pose on the label. Makes me wonder if they're actually intended to hold tobacco. But, you know, don't share them. Herpes sores and such. [Cigars International] » 5/18/10 12:20pm 5/18/10 12:20pm

Crazy Artist Guy Combines Michael Vick And Another Horse

You might remember last year, when a talented artist combined Michael Vick and Barbaro, causing us to spontaneously combust. Well, that artist is back, this time honoring the "great" Eight Belles. » 5/14/08 4:00pm 5/14/08 4:00pm

Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon

Michael Vick has now been in jail for about six months, and though he still has at least a year-and-a-half to go, he's not immune to bad news from outside the prison. As if possibly had any money left, now the Canadians are after him. » 5/09/08 12:35pm 5/09/08 12:35pm

Ron Mexico's Prison Pen Pal

Considering how much Falcons owner Arthur Blank stuck by Ron Mexico for years, before that dog-fighting business, it should perhaps be little surprise that he's still corresponding with Vick while he's in the slammer. How's he doing, anyway? Has he organized a team to beat the prison guards yet? » 4/03/08 5:40pm 4/03/08 5:40pm

SHOTY Elite Eight: Ron Mexico Vs. Isiah Thomas



In the first round, No. 1 seed Ron Mexico/Michael Vick/Ookie was more wobbly than we might have suspected. He could be ripe for an Elite Eight upset. » 12/18/07 2:20pm 12/18/07 2:20pm

Mexico's Failed Letter Of Contrition

Another fun story lost in the Mitchell Report tidal wave yesterday? The release of Michael Vick's letter to Judge Hudson attempting to get his sentence reduced. (PDF) » 12/14/07 1:05pm 12/14/07 1:05pm

Why Vick's Gonna Be In The Slammer So Long

We remember Ron Mexico's contrite, emotional press conference from August, when he nearly broke down and talked about his love for the Lord. We found it an impressive confession. His initial confession was a bit less graceful. » 12/11/07 11:10am 12/11/07 11:10am

Vick Sentenced To 23 Months In Jail

Word has come down from Richmond, Virg.: Michael Vick has been sentenced to 23 months in prison. Prosecutors had recommended 12-18 months in jail, but Judge Henry Hudson went above that. Considerably. » 12/10/07 10:48am 12/10/07 10:48am

Vick Just Can't Wait To Get Himself To Prison

We didn't get into this yesterday, but all told, we find it pretty amazing that Mr. Mexico has decided to check into jail three weeks early. We understand that it's a plan to look contrite in front of the judge ... but it's still taking quite a risk, wethinks. » 11/20/07 11:40am 11/20/07 11:40am

Sorry: You Just Can't Do This


A tip for all you kids out there still undecided about your Halloween costume: Just because Michael Vick is going to jail doesn't mean you can dress up in blackface. » 10/29/07 5:10pm 10/29/07 5:10pm

Newport News Teenagers Must Now Find A New Role Model

Virginia Tech has been consistent about defending their former star quarterback Ron Mexico since that whole dogfighting business, but his high school, well, they're not so proud anymore. » 10/12/07 11:10am 10/12/07 11:10am

Man, Tough Break For That Vick Guy

Yes, yes, we know that Ron Mexico tortured and electrocuted puppies, we know that he's probably not the best person and we know he's gonna spend some serious time in prison. He pretty much deserves whatever's coming to him. But ... we dunno .... is it really fair that the Falcons can now recoup $19.97 million from him? » 10/10/07 11:40am 10/10/07 11:40am

Ookie Is No Dummy

Ladies and gentlepeople, we have finally figured out what we will do if we are ever convicted of a felony, other than "try to grow a mustache and move to Turks and Caicos." We're gonna make sure we smoke as much weed as possible, and then get caught. » 9/28/07 12:35pm 9/28/07 12:35pm

BREAKING: Ron Mexico Smokes Pot!

So this is gonna blow your mind, folks: A couple of weeks ago, when matters might have been somewhat stressful for Michael Vick, he ... tested positive for marijuana. You think you know a guy. » 9/26/07 1:35pm 9/26/07 1:35pm