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    07/30/09

    In reply to World-Class Athlete Requires Liposuction To Stay Fit
    Ronaldo was so fat that he almost had to add on a last name.
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    Image of The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker
    07/30/09

    In reply to World-Class Athlete Requires Liposuction To Stay Fit
    Liposuction? Why's he getting work done on his lip? He should do something about that gut instead. Like a tummy tuck maybe.
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    Image of DanteCalabriasInferno DanteCalabriasInferno
    07/30/09

    In reply to World-Class Athlete Requires Liposuction To Stay Fit
    Ronaldough?
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    07/30/09

    In reply to World-Class Athlete Requires Liposuction To Stay Fit
    That's not too odd. Not long ago I brought my dog to get his nails trimmed, but the vet was running a special, so I had him put down for an extra $20.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/30/09

    @ScientificMapp: Crazy, we just did the same thing with our grandmother!
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    07/30/09

    In reply to World-Class Athlete Requires Liposuction To Stay Fit
    He must eat a lot of orange wedges.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/30/09

    In reply to World-Class Athlete Requires Liposuction To Stay Fit
    I haven't seen someone let themselves go like this since the last time I looked in the mirror.
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    03/22/09

    In reply to What Happens in Brazilian Football Doesn't Stay in Brazilian Football
    This news about Robinho surprises me not in the least.
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    03/22/09

    In reply to What Happens in Brazilian Football Doesn't Stay in Brazilian Football
    Did the Arizona St. cheerleaders just give me the shocker sign?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/22/09

    @Business_Socks: Yes, they want to put one in your pink and one in your stink.
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    03/22/09

    @ScientificMapp: I thought it was two in my pink. No?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/22/09

    @Business_Socks: I suppose.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/22/09

    In reply to What Happens in Brazilian Football Doesn't Stay in Brazilian Football
    "And if you want to use cocaine like all the best footballers, wrap it in Crestfield Wax Paper."
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    03/22/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Arriaga II nods in approval. +1.
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    03/22/09

    In reply to What Happens in Brazilian Football Doesn't Stay in Brazilian Football
    Don Cheadle's agent just called every studio in Hollywood, pitching the Pele biography.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/22/09

    In reply to What Happens in Brazilian Football Doesn't Stay in Brazilian Football
    Maradona is... one step removed from hanging out in truck stop bathroom stalls performing sex acts for a couple of real.


    If Marandona jerks you off, would that be considered a Godjob?

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    01/13/09

    In reply to British Soccer: Like A Sunny, Fun Day At Disneyland
    "You Know? It's My Art -

    When I Disguise My Body in the Shape of a Plane..."
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    01/13/09

    In reply to British Soccer: Like A Sunny, Fun Day At Disneyland
    But did Merseyside go on to experience Lawless Victory?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/13/09

    In reply to British Soccer: Like A Sunny, Fun Day At Disneyland
    It's always nice to see a father and daughter enjoying a day out together.
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    01/13/09

    In reply to British Soccer: Like A Sunny, Fun Day At Disneyland
    Ballparks all over the NL from now will play "Big Yellow Taxi" when Duaner Sanchez enters the game.
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