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    Ron Kittle Thinks Jose Canseco Might Get A Visit From A Fat Guy In Thin Socks
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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    02/24/09

    In reply to Ron Kittle Thinks Jose Canseco Might Get A Visit From A Fat Guy In Thin Socks
    My first thought was: 'I wonder who's going to be the first one to shoot him'.


    I've got pretty much the whole summer open. Especially if that god damn Gamboa comes back.


    -William Ligue Jr.

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    02/24/09

    In reply to Ron Kittle Thinks Jose Canseco Might Get A Visit From A Fat Guy In Thin Socks
    Was that photo taken just prior to Kittle's deployment to Fallujah?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/24/09

    In reply to Ron Kittle Thinks Jose Canseco Might Get A Visit From A Fat Guy In Thin Socks
    I'm feeling kind of low, Ron, do you have any of that beer that has greenies floating in it? You know, Kittlebrau?
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Ron Kittle Thinks Jose Canseco Might Get A Visit From A Fat Guy In Thin Socks
    Barry: What did I tell you?!

    Jose: Barry, it's in my mother's name.

    Barry What did I tell you!?
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    02/24/09

    In reply to Ron Kittle Thinks Jose Canseco Might Get A Visit From A Fat Guy In Thin Socks
    If everyone is against Jose Canseco, then he just has that more in common with every video game protagonist known to man.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/24/09

    In reply to Ron Kittle Thinks Jose Canseco Might Get A Visit From A Fat Guy In Thin Socks
    Canseco has already taken the necessary precautions. The below shirt may appear to be just a part of a wildly stylish outfit but it is in fact the lastest in hard fiber-based laminate system technology that can withstand the force of ammunition shot from most conventional firearms.



    Oh, Science! What will you do next!

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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    02/24/09

    @Weed Against Speed:


    I'm now going to require a barf bag made of that very same material.

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    Image of Evgeni Merkin Evgeni Merkin
    02/24/09

    In reply to Ron Kittle Thinks Jose Canseco Might Get A Visit From A Fat Guy In Thin Socks
    Is anyone else disturbed by the huge hands and shrunken head depicted in the above image?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/24/09

    @Evgeni Merkin: It's Beetlejuice's slightly smarter cousin.
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    02/24/09

    In reply to Ron Kittle Thinks Jose Canseco Might Get A Visit From A Fat Guy In Thin Socks
    Mark McGwire: "Jose, you're nothing to me now. You're not a bash brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the ballparks, I don't want you near my house. When you see LaRussa, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?"
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    02/24/09

    @Torgo's Executive Powder:


    +1

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/24/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: I don't want anything to happen to him while Rickey is alive.
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