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    Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    "Superhuman Gag Reflex" is the prerequisite Worldwide Wes has for the "models" he's hiring to "date" John Wall.
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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    This Dick Hack is much less successful cutting down on flopping that Lorena Bobbitt.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    The semi-circle to enforce the rule won't actually be painted, only imaginary...


    Same reason why I keep asking my parole officer for an appeal.

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    "Haha, you're out and I'm up. My ghost second baseman just turned an unassisted triple play." - Dick Hack, age 14.
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    The sad part? The NCAA Basketball Playing Rules Committee might be more responsive to petitions than the Comment Committee.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    Instead of an arc, they should just have a picture of Greg Paulus' smirking face.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    In case of severe flooding, the new imaginary arc will carry two players from every Division I basketball team to safe haven*.


    *Dick Vitale's house

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    Let's be honest; the arc was just going to leave for the NBA after two years anyway.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    Imaginary...just like the 2-foot radius that keeps agents/Sonny Vaccaro/Phil Knight and any other hangers-on from tampering with NCAA propriety.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    NCAA tries to take charge under the rim


    That is their problem. You don't try to take charge of the rim just simply take charge of the rim. She might be a little reluctant at first but before too long she will come around.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    This won't work, just like Loyola-Marymount's imaginary defibrillator didn't work.
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    Image of Who's Cartwright? Who's Cartwright?
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    Dick Hack and the Floppers was a helluva band.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/01/09

    @Who's Cartwright?: Mmmm..I'm suddenly craving a milkshake, a jukebox, and a drink from a different water fountain.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    Figure out a way for it not to take four years to paint a 24-inch arc.


    In fairness to the NCAA, you have to use a lot of care or it will melt your face.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/01/09

    In reply to Another Prerequisite For Referees: Superhuman Vision
    Those clowns in the NCAA Basketball Playing Rules Committee did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
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