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The Running Of The Bulls Keeps Happening Despite Shit Like This

A mere 23 people were injured during the most recent running of the bulls, which somehow is still a thing people do. The Associated Press has a gruesome rundown of the misfortunes that befell these silly twats, many of whom collided and bottlenecked at the entrance to the bull ring. Bulls then trampled, hurdled and… »7/13/13 11:34am7/13/13 11:34am

Welcome To Black Friday, America's Own Running Of The Bulls

Some of you are not old enough to remember the Cabbage Patch Riots of 1983, a dark time in our history when lawlessness ruled; where roving gangs of middle-aged women in housecoats would beat you senseless for a children's doll. Above is one of my favorite videos of all time, in which, at about the 40-second mark,… »11/28/08 2:30pm11/28/08 2:30pm