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Russell Wilson Is A Synthetic Lifeform

Today at Rolling Stone you’ll find Stephen Rodrick’s profile of Russell Wilson, a lifelike colony of Surface™ Pro 3 banner ads employed by the Seattle Seahawks. In it, Rodrick recites a series of scenes from off-season product testing leading up to this September’s release date. The illusion seems to be impressive,… » 8/26/15 5:45pm Yesterday 5:45pm

Russell Wilson Finally Got Himself Paid

Russell Wilson has been an NFL oddity the last few seasons: a franchise quarterback making peanuts. This is because he was drafted in the third round, and the CBA makes it impossible for any player drafted that late—no matter how quickly they may rise to stardom—to earn more than a couple million dollars during their… » 7/31/15 10:29am 7/31/15 10:29am

Aaron Rodgers Doesn't Think God Is A Football Fan

Lots of people talkin' about God and football these days! Just a day after Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson blamed his four-interception NFC Championship game performance on God, Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, who was vanquished by Wilson (and possibly the Lord Almighty?!) in that game, was asked if he… » 1/21/15 10:28am 1/21/15 10:28am

Seahawks Tweet, Delete MLK Quote With Photo Of Crying Russell Wilson

Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson had tears streaming down his face after Seattle beat the Packers in overtime. He was crying as the team huddled up for the postgame prayer circle, and he was still crying through his postgame interview. Wilson was understandably emotional over the team's miraculous comeback, and… » 1/19/15 3:31pm 1/19/15 3:31pm

Russell Wilson Apparently Enjoyed This Porn He Found On Twitter [NSFW]

Russell Wilson was recently logged into his Twitter account, and it looks like he found some porn to enjoy. We know this because until a few minutes ago, the tweet at the top of the "favorites" page on Wilson's Twitter account included a very, uh, NSFW picture. Scroll down to see the porn that Russell Wilson was… » 12/10/14 9:41am 12/10/14 9:41am

Golden Tate's Girlfriend Will Find You If You Bring Up That Rumor

We're probably all familiar with the rumor involving Golden Tate and Russell Wilson. The gist of it is that Tate slept with Wilson's then-wife, Ashton Meem, causing a rift with the Seahawks that came to a head the week before Super Bowl XLVIII, when Percy Harvin punched Tate in the face. Everyone involved vehemently… » 12/04/14 11:47am 12/04/14 11:47am