Possible assassinations of NBA owners could give the regular season the jolt of excitement it's been lacking. I'm on board with this. #mikhailprokhorov
I think it's safe to assume that Kalmanovich was hiding a secret physics formula that would turn all of the world's borscht into something exponentially less disgusting. #mikhailprokhorov
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Yes, but their fight song — "It Is Very Cold, And We Are Very Drunk, So Let Us Go Home To Watch Very Old Reruns Of 'It's Vladimir!' On Our 12-Inch Mugnovax TV" — always leaves me less than inspired. #mikhailprokhorov
Well, I could create an empire based on the shady business deals I made under a weak and corrupt post-communist-empire government, or I could have sex with you. And everything in between...#mikhailprokhorov
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Run it by Francesa. I'm sure he's all over it like Francesa on heavily-buttered rice. #mikhailprokhorov
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Unless, of course, you happen to be Emmitt Smith, Keith Hernandez, or Walt Frazier. #mikhailprokhorov
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I blame Soviet nuclear testing.
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Well, I could create an empire based on the shady business deals I made under a weak and corrupt post-communist-empire government, or I could have sex with you. And everything in between... #mikhailprokhorov
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