I'm putting my faith in a PR firm that does this for a living.
As a PR flak, I'd just like to say: Don't be a fucking idiot. I'm sure Joe's Trout and Tackle or whatever the fuck has scraped together tens of dollars to invest in a PR campaign that cares about getting as much ink as possible as with as little work as possible and doesn't really give a shit how it feels to be you. If Oprah wants to put you on air sobbing like a total bitch they'll sign you up for it in a heartbeat as long as the producer agrees to let you wear a fishing vest with the company logo. I hope being a human prop suits your "hyper-competitive spirit" better than having to compete at the highest levels of sport ever did.
On a related note, Quincy Carter will begin giving vermiculture demonstrations every Tuesday at noon in the Dern Tootin' Room of the Abilene (Texas) Science N' Nature N' Whatnot Museum.
It's one thing to make me relive my broken heart all over again. It's quite another to compare me to another man and not give me the Billy Dee Williams side of the analogy.
I'm the coolest cat around! I sometimes ride the elevator with Jon Koncack!
/it had to be done
//punches self in the testes in act of violent self-loathing
///shows self out wishing someone had done it first so I could mock his toolishness instead
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As a PR flak, I'd just like to say: Don't be a fucking idiot. I'm sure Joe's Trout and Tackle or whatever the fuck has scraped together tens of dollars to invest in a PR campaign that cares about getting as much ink as possible as with as little work as possible and doesn't really give a shit how it feels to be you. If Oprah wants to put you on air sobbing like a total bitch they'll sign you up for it in a heartbeat as long as the producer agrees to let you wear a fishing vest with the company logo. I hope being a human prop suits your "hyper-competitive spirit" better than having to compete at the highest levels of sport ever did.
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That's the most honest-looking quote I've probably ever seen from an athlete. I don't even want to make fun. I hope he enjoys the rest of his life.
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This is the same reason CPSL sort of decided to ask the court to impose a protection order against him for every single girl he ever looked at.
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[deadspin.com]
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It's one thing to make me relive my broken heart all over again. It's quite another to compare me to another man and not give me the Billy Dee Williams side of the analogy.
I'm the coolest cat around! I sometimes ride the elevator with Jon Koncack!
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I have a weird feeling that this all ends up with him punching a walleye.
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/it had to be done
//punches self in the testes in act of violent self-loathing
///shows self out wishing someone had done it first so I could mock his toolishness instead
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/goodbye
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